I wasn't going to share this one but...
...the post from Captain Placid got me thinking.

My 11 year old daughter is a great kid - very considerate of others, wicked sense of humour and has always loved school. Recently she has been very different, she has been getting very upset when it's time for school. After some encouragement from mum and me she confided that the boy she sits next to at school has been using some very choice threats and language to bully her. We have a meeting with the school and are advised that the boy - who happens to be the school captain - has been reprimanded and that this will "never happen again". All is good for a week and then my daughter seems worse than before.
The boy in question has told her that he is able to find out her home address from her email address and that he will come around when she is sleeping and break in and rape her. I ask her if she told her teacher and she says she did - this somewhat confuses me as the teacher had said nothing to me about it.
The teacher is confronted by a very pissed off me (I'm a very placid guy usually) and I demand to know why she hadn't contacted me about this. She actually had the gall to state that "Look, shit happens." I told her she was being flippant and she replied that the boy probably doesn't even know what rape is. I point out that my daughter does know. I very angrily demand immediate action that will ensure that the boy never bothers my daughter again and I politely point out that the local paper love running shame stories about schools that don't address these problems. The teacher has the balls to suggest that my boss wouldn't approve - my boss is married to the school's assistant principal. I point out that (a) I'm not in uniform right now, and (b) that I couldn't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.
After a lot of ducking and weaving and denials of responsibility by the teacher, I suggest we see the principal if she can't see her way to addressing the problem.

Things seemed to have improved a bit and my daughter seems okay going to school now.

Today she bought home the school newsletter and there in bold type, less than a week after my latest complaint, were details of a school award for this boy (who is still school captain). He has been recognised for his "Exceptional Organisational Skills". I asked my daughter what she thought about this and she replied with her typical good sense of humour "Oh perhaps he threatens the girls in alphabetical order?!"

I'm not anti-teacher, all my daughters' other teachers have been great. Also, this boy may have problems and needs help, but I'm there for the welfare of my daughter.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:06, 30 replies)

See now, if you'd driven to the school in a Honda Accord you would have stopped it LIKE THAT *snaps fingers*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:11, closed)

You trying to be funny, mate?
Suggestion - try harder or fuck off.
(Lizard King, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:15, closed)

I'm totally going to need a bigger keep net.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:19, closed)

I think you need a bigger Honda

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, closed)

could you not come to some accord over this accord?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, closed)

PIPE DOWN!

( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, closed)

Honda Accord also found here
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, closed)

That's more
an Accordion.

Ho ho!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:35, closed)

QOTW ANGERFEST

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, closed)

ANGERFEST!
what a great word!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:37, closed)

It made me laugh
no further effort required
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, closed)

I love it when people say 'mate' on the internet
it makes the argument look particularly futile
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, closed)

like threatening to kick someone's head in whilst shaking their hand and doffing one's cap...
although.... that sounds cool
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, closed)

LizardKing for Mod!
YAY!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, closed)

*Facepalms*

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, closed)

Facepalm from Piston
harsh
( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:37, closed)

You might have missed the point a little here.

( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, closed)

My suggestion
LURK MOAR
( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, closed)

Honda Accord wheels are precisely 14" bigger than your cock

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:37, closed)

However YOU are HILARIOUS.
Loving that internet menacing. Very good.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, closed)

This gets funnier every time.
EVERY TIME.
(Seebeedee, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, closed)

I know!
I'm actually giggling at my desk
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, closed)

It's the new Maddy Joke.
Has there been a Hilarious And Topical Maddy Joke this week yet?

Some prat always posts one.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, closed)

I wonder how many of the pillocks who have posted above have children?
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:26, closed)

^
I think most of them *are* children.
( SteamedCleaner, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:03, closed)

I wonder how many of the prats above^^ have realised that some of the people in this thread may be taking the piss.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:30, closed)

Even my 5 year old
knows that INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Loving that sig.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:47, closed)

Oh yeah, I've 'had' children.
*waggles eyebrows*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:47, closed)