This question sucks balls.
One can either post a crappy religious based joke, an insipid story or a good answer that will lead to flamings, and everyone calling you a lowlife scummy cunt.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:44, 17 replies)

Might want to gaz the person who "suggested" it.
Maybe tell them all about your shed.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:46, closed)

I'm playing catch up here.
I went to see who suggested this and it appears no-one did, but there is a lot of stuff about sheds. Are you telling me the question was sheds, but everyone complained so much, it was changed to this?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:06, closed)

Apparently the "sheds" topic got killed due to too much silliness.
Might want to talk to this bloke about it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:46, closed)

I read that as "a good answer that will lead to flamingos"
I propose that from now on, when people feel the urge to flame someone, they take a deep breath, count to ten, and then post a picture of a flamingo instead.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:04, closed)

I think this idea could work in other areas of life.
For instance, when the police are going to taser someone, they show them a massive picture of a tarsier instead, and cuff them in the ensuing moment of confusion.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:09, closed)

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:47, closed)

the problem with this place isnt the questions, its that so few people want to contribute anymore. you can draw your own conclusions as to why.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:59, closed)

Nicely put.

( Allisade would love to hear from you, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:14, closed)

You lowlife, scummy cunt, you!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:44, closed)

I wonder why people
Don't feel like contributing anymore?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:06, closed)

Because internet access is denied to those serving at Her Majesty's Pleasure for sex-crimes involving children,
thus depriving this site of a major source of input?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:22, closed)

How
Do you post then MM?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:49, closed)

Zing!
Comedy gold right here.
( 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:29, closed)

Horrible bullying, is what it is.
I'm going to leave, and never come back.
:'(
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:47, closed)

Promises.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:22, closed)

yay
Can you take Rory and Janet with you and don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:51, closed)

To be fair
I think this was doomed to fail anyway.

Can I think of things that makes me wince with shame and consider myself damned? Yup.
Can I think of times that have been that bad I've thought 'bring it on, satan, you can't do worse than this'? One, definitely.

Am I posting any of that stuff here, deeply personal as it is?

Am I fuck, and I dare say I'm not alone in this.

Hence the worst we've had so far is infidelity, from which there can be drawn a little warped, sordid pride.
(cs1ca, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 0:40, closed)