Su-Bo and R-Patz
Their names are Susan Boyle and Robert Pattinson. Don't abbreviate them. I'm talking to you Heat magazine.

Fuckers.
(mejt, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:50, 20 replies)

Don't forget
R-Pattz's beloved "K-Stew".
(Melody was not PMSing on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:52, closed)

If you read Heat you deserve everything you get.

(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:55, closed)

this

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:58, closed)

My girlfriend leaves it lying around the house, taunting me with its ridiculousness..
(mejt, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:58, closed)

I feel your pain...
Start leaving some White Dwarf mags around the gaff. That'll learn er!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:00, closed)

just burn it

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:04, closed)

That's a bit harsh.
Speak sternly to her first, before resorting to burning her.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:23, closed)

And you are with her because...?

( Bob Todd whee, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:17, closed)

Also
SamCam. I was most disappointed when the Cam was a shortened version of her name.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:59, closed)

who
is SamCam?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:32, closed)

Samantha Cameron
The Sun reported in typically restrained manner "Wham bam! Sam Cam to be Mam!"
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:15, closed)

Oh dear,
I found that slightly funny.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:18, closed)

Though I do hate this...
...if they do the right thing and give Pete Docherty the same treatment, all will be forgiven.
(rampants, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:28, closed)

haha!
well struck, sir
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:40, closed)

Now this
I can support.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:52, closed)

SuBo
sounds like a Japanese wrestler with a cold
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:33, closed)

^this++
It ain't just Heat. The red tops do it too. To me it reeks of lazy journalism. It's hard to miss when it's a screaming headline someone on the train is shoving in your face.

Oh, how I'd love not to have that happen.
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:37, closed)

How about portmanteaux couples like ....
Brangelina or Bennifer ?
( Ramsay Tupper, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:07, closed)

Election special
I think they should extend it to current politicians, given that they're all behaving like minor celebs on a tour of provincial theatres, rather than prospective government ministers. And they've already done it with Boris Johnson.

David Cameron can be Da-Cam.
Nick Clegg can be Ni-Cl (nickel chloride?)
Gordon Brown can be Go-Bro.

um, how about Al-Dar, Pe-Man, Ge-Osb, D-Mil and E-Mil

Actually let's not bother. I'm typing this shit and it's sapping my will to live, let alone you poor bastards reading it.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:41, closed)

Funny that...
Pete Docherty never gets that treatment

(yes, nicked from Richard Herring on HIGNFY)
(MartinB9999, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:50, closed)