
Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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me 'pint of Coke please'
Them 'We only have Pepsi, is that ok?'
has anyone ever in the history of anything ever said 'oh no. It's Coke or nothing'
I know they probably have to say it on pain of being stabbed, but really . . . . .
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:57, 13 replies)

if you don't say "a pint of cola please" (about a quid, straight out of the soda tap) but instead say "a pint of coke" (about three quid, made up of two of those tiny bottles, not quite a full pint) you're stuffed
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:05, closed)

fuck it, my anal retention is that of ten men!
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:06, closed)

All the time.
If they only have Pepsi, I will refuse and order something else instead.
Coke and Pepsi taste very different. It's perfectly possible to like one, but not the other. I'm sure there are many other people who prefer Pepsi...
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:11, closed)

pepsi is simply not as good at removing rust from metal
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:01, closed)

However I knew a chap that regularly came into the bar I worked in to order drinks for his boss (landlord) and all their cronies. He had to ask me everytime if we had pepsi for the boss (we never did) as that is what he drinked.
He accepted coke every single time.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:06, closed)

I don't think they'll take Pepsi.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:23, closed)

Before they sold Coke, so..
"Big Mac and a Coke please"
"That's McDonald's cola, is that ok?"
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:46, closed)

If somebody asks for Coke, the bar staff / waiter HAS to say that it's not 'Coca-Cola' (the association is there).
The same if they order Pepsi (they have to say that they only have Coke.
And yes, I've had a bloke refuse Coca-Cola on the grounds that it's manky.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:58, closed)

it tastes far sweeter than coke, i really don't like it.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:49, closed)

If a pub offers me Pepsi, I'll refuse it and have water instead.
For me, it really is (diet) Coke or nothing.
( , Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:24, closed)
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