right here we go...
HKLP (holds knife like pen) scum.

Eating takeaway food on public transport

Chewing gum (admittedly I have chewed gum from time to time ergo – I am a peasant)

ASDA

Children with pierced ears

Eating crisps (see chewing gum)

Stella Artois

Restaurants with pictures of the food on their menu

Three quarter length trousers on blokes

ARGOS

Showing too much cleavage/thigh/leg or wandering around the town centre on a sunny day with no shirt

Hair ‘scrunchies’ worn around the wrist

‘Leisurewear’

Spitting

Sniffing

Lambrini

Driving around in a tarted up Nova playing drum and bass and saying ‘innit’ a lot

Football shirts

Love bites

Wearing your slippers to the shops

Asking people to remove their shoes in your house FUCK OFF this is not the 1700’s I do not have clods of fucking manure stuck to me

Smacking children

Smoking in public places (awaits flaming) and yes I used to smoke

Tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks just what is is that about

Impetigo

Tattoos

Hen nights – pissed up braying tarts, lovely

Eating in supermarket ‘canteens’

Rolling up the end of the toothpaste tubes – gladly this is a dying practice due to plastic tubes

Musical doorbells

Plastic fucking butterflies on the outside of your chavvy bastard house

Gold jewelry

Covers for phones ipods etc

Excessive Christmas decorations

Eating a donner kebab in the street

People who put harnesses on bull terriers

Eating at a Harvester ‘Pub’ - whats with the fucking wooden spoon nonsense. And i'll pay AFTER i've eaten thank you.

People who crunch ice cubes

Artex

Laminate flooring

‘settee’ it’s a sofa you fucking pleb

‘Spag Bol’

Monobloc where you used to have a lawn and now you park your Vauxhall on it

Vauxhalls

The Welsh

Fat people (see ASDA/ supermarket ‘canteens’)

Drinking from a can of lager on a train

Fluffy toys on the parcel shelf/dashboard

The vast majority of frozen food (except peas obviously)

Marrowfat peas

Americans

People who don’t like seafood – invariably scum

Bingo
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:21, 22 replies)

i could fill the entire board like this
carrying keys with excessive key fobs and widgets on them

wearing a shirt darker than your tie

women dancing in their bare feet

women walking home after a night at some cattlemarket in their bare feet

arguing in public

wearing a black tie to anything other than a funeral or formal occasion

pre-tied bow ties at black tie do's

put your fucking flabby midriff away woman

excessively styled hair

'popped' collars

"i aint done nuffink" and other such double negatives, split infinitives etc

car plates with an unusual font - zapf chancery all in caps - classy

getting married in a novelty setting or costume
(unless of course its a vegas elvis wedding chapel - but only if you are not american)

wearing tights with peep toe shoes

not being able to use chopsticks

... i really do have to stop
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:39, closed)

That is a long list
but I agree with it all!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:36, closed)

Can I add
excessive trollery?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:49, closed)

no fuck off
cuntbubblemumnosher
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:40, closed)

But what about the b3tan...
...that had the star wars themed wedding? I wouldn't class that as common at all. More to the tune of awesomeness.
(Stinky Wizzleteats Should probably be doing something more productive, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:46, closed)

Its drum and BASS
Learn to spell what you dislike. THAT is common.
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:12, closed)

you are of course correct
in my defence i was in full frothing rant at the time - i shall amend immediately

merkins note the above spelling of defence

*taps nose*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:02, closed)

I am a Yankee, yeehaw
May I respectfully request to be excluded from 'all Americans'? I know how to use a knife and fork as well as eat food without waking the dead. Also, I have avoided The Fat, The Closet Racism, The White Socks and Cheerleading.

Please?
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:57, closed)

Holy crap & fuckmungery
I'm a common person and I didn't even realise it :)
Either you are a twabadger or you have been dragged up well innit.
Just to clarify - I'm grade 7 cello player, ninja who loves nufink better than torturing poor young men. I'd type more but I'm polite, innit?
( Whodathunkit, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:41, closed)

twabadger?

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:47, closed)

I think
She means twatbadger. And that's quite an exhaustive list. Exhausting reading through it with a splitting headache as well.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:47, closed)

Good fucking lord that is a long list

( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:51, closed)

.
Impetigo? Its hardly a lifestyle choice.
(Madam Cholet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:35, closed)

Oh my!
I completely agree! Once I went into a restaurant only to find they had pictures of the food on the menu! I was shocked and apalled to say at the least, my family and I were straight out of the door!
(SirStromming, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:52, closed)

Spimfy boy
My cousins are Welsh. As is ancrenne.

Mind you, they are from Northern stock, so that probably makes it alright.

And the resident Loon is a Merkin, and he's cool.

Agree wholeheartedly about the trackie bottoms tucked into socks though. MY GOD what are they thinking?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:56, closed)

my gran is welsh, shes lovely
but there are no posh welsh people

i myself admit i am a commoner from common stock
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:24, closed)

You're right.
People doing things differently to you ARE fucking cunts.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:58, closed)

You total spunking arsecunt
marrowfat peas are fucking excellent.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:02, closed)

never met a posh geordie
;-)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:02, closed)

y'know what's common?making lists that fill space.
i agree with everything you said,except..
'eating crisps'

fuck off
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:51, closed)

Against my better judgement
I agree with nearly all of this, in particular the frozen peas. The only acceptable frozen food.

Can I add the American habit of calling a team/sportsman "winningest" as in "He is the winningest pitcher since.. blah blah blah?"

How has that been allowed into use?
(Spreddum O Grrrr. That's my vicious circle, that is., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:48, closed)

The welsh?
Fuck off you english cunt.
oops proved your point
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:50, closed)