7.2 million in the UK makes these pretty common...




(OK, OK, I'm sorry)
( MatJ LOOK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:48, 13 replies)

unprocessed beef burgers?

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:02, closed)

Fuck me...
HOVERCAT!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:05, closed)

Ha!
Very good...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:46, closed)

~squeels loudly and for a long time~
At last, a post on this formidable question that I enjoyed! Hooray for adorable kittens making people happy!
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:33, closed)

Um
The bottom picture isn't a dead kitten is it....? It's just...very asleep, and possibly on a farm where it's gone to live where everyone loves it...
( Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:43, closed)

I fucking hate cats,
They gross me out just looking at them.
Walking all over peoples worktops and shit.
"would you like a sandwich?"
What, a cat hair sandwich that you're gonna make on the worktop that your cat has just been lying on?
No thanks you dirty bastard.
I fucking hate cats.
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:53, closed)

Well then
You're pretty much on your own in here mate...
( MatJ LOOK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:56, closed)

no she's not...
cats suck. all they do is rub up against people and make them sneeze. they're stuck-up, really.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:00, closed)

Exactly,
They don't do anything fun, and they stink, and they sneak into my garden and shit on my grass, and if I see one of the dirty fucking scumabags doing it I will throw very big stones at the cunt.
I hate cats with a passion.
I once knew a guy who had 27 cats and his house was truly disgusting, I couldn't even stand outside and wait for him as it stank so bad, and my aunty has 2 cats and when I lived with her they just pissed all over the house and brought mice in the house.
Dirty fucking cats!
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:15, closed)

nope, not at all.
Cats are rather crap.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:15, closed)

Please stand clear of the doors
Beause you are going down in my estimation.

Now.

Cat haters be damned.
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:11, closed)

I really shouldnt have
But teh kittums haz me. Click!
(shouldbworking, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:39, closed)

kittins!
joy
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:23, closed)