Paparazzi upskirt, taxi photos.
Always splayed among the red-tops with gusto, pictures of teenage girls' pants while getting out of taxi's, despite rallying against sex offenders, guilty or not yet proven, the rest of the time. Hypocrite, pervert, bastards. Imagine if that was your daughter? Apparently a press-pass means this is ok. No.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:30, 13 replies)

I love the way
they'll put a picture of a Miley Cyrus "wardrobe malfunction" opposite an article which basically says "Hang all Paedos".

Mixed messages, much?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:33, closed)

Precisely.
If someone to do that to a 17-18 year old in the food court at your local shopping centre, the guy would get lynched!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:41, closed)

Puts me in mind of a b3tan who turned up at a bash once
I'd seen some of his work on /board and thought it good and hummusy.
Then at the bash he stood at the bar taking photos up random girls' skirts.
Fucking freak.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:35, closed)

Oh that Jahled.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:44, closed)

Filth, the lot of 'em.
If you ever do get round to executing them, can I have the camera kit for birdwatching? Ta!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:37, closed)

The Daily Express
Mental disconnect, anyone?

www.randall100.f2s.com/images/charlotte.jpg
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:38, closed)

Ha ha ha!
"...looking chest swell" gross!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:43, closed)

chriss norris
ahh memory's of brass eye etc
bomb dogs
cake etc
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:43, closed)

i loved the juxtaposition of these articles
me and my mates regularly bring this up when reminiscing about Brass Eye.

paedophiles are using an area of the internet the size of Ireland, fact.


*edit, what was the one in the mail (i think) where they were on about peados but then had an article about princesses Eugine and Beatrice in their swimsuits, despite them being approx 14/15....
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:44, closed)

they also have the same genetic makeup as crabs
Its not scientifically proven - but its a fact.


also

Nonce sense
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:31, closed)

Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word "paedoph" in front of them?
also

The Singapore solution: A paedophile has an implant the size of a cashew nut in his rectum. These devices are triggered by the sound of children's voices. "It" hears those voices . It expands to the size of a 42 inch colour television set. Bang! They fall to the ground shrieking and the children are safe.

I'd vote for this
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:01, closed)

I do think it's creepy but I don't blame only the tabloids.
As an example: Miley Cirus is not an amazing singer -- I'm sure there are lots of girls who can sing like that. However, she has "the look" to be a succesful product.
The record company are basically selling her as a sex object. If she then decided to forget to wear clothes which actually cover her body then I would assume she would be told by her manager what this would result in.
Perhaps it might be an idea not to sell teenage girls as sex objects and it might be a good idea to stop them not wearing clothes? It is not "pretty" or "cute" for a girl to wear a short skirt -- it's either innapropriate or sexy.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:14, closed)

.
I blame her fucking dad. The long-haired wank-balladeer.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:11, closed)