Got something that's eating you up inside, something deep, dark and scary? Why not tell the internet? You'll feel better, probably.
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:02)
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but after marrying my wife, who is French, I contracted a series of horrible venereal diseases, obviously, and subsequently raised a couple of other men's children as if they were my own.
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:20, 93 replies)
It looks like that pirate-themed murder mystery pokemon and wife swapping evening is off the cards
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:15, closed)
does she make you wear a nappy and call her "mommy" too?
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:22, closed)
I was looking forward to watching what she did with her peg leg
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I was so upset I totally lost my shit and got myself banned from b3ta... so now I have to post from one of my 1337 H4xX0r sockpuppet accounts
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:00, closed)
if envee tells you you've been banned then goshdarn it you just gotta have been!
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:21, closed)

Do you need help working Gaz, oh 1337 H4xX0r?
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(, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:34, closed)
seems a bit upset
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:43, closed)
Why not just reply as Dr. Shambolic if he hasn't been banned?
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:37, closed)
so he can't see its posts or gazzes
therefore it's banned
herp derp
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:08, closed)
but still it would be easy to post here as Dr Shambolic and cover emvee's face in egg, no?
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:11, closed)
strange indeed
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:32, closed)
Regardless of the Gaz situation he isn't banned and you are wrong
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:44, closed)
I don't see one yet
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:52, closed)
Wrong on the Internet. Go on post some more pictures of people with downs.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:05, closed)
Shambo fallen down the well? Go get him, boy, go on! Go find Shambo!
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Lord "I respect racism" Manley? Yeah, I can see why you'd get on
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(no offence to UnstableDan or anything but his seems to be the only Gaz I've ever bothered deleting)
Do you need help spelling "emvee", or what? You wanna try that again?
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:39, closed)
Do you need help logging out and logging back in again? Or remembering your password? I heard of a super-1337 haxX0r who was bragging that he could log into my account on here, maybe you could ask him how to log in and post as Dr. Shambolic?
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:13, closed)
Woof woof, boy! Bark!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:18, closed)
even though it knows its wrong.
Go on please post more downs pics.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:28, closed)
I don't think he has been banned really but it does seem odd not to just post something on here and prove it
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:24, closed)
In the old days when there were still people coding the site they could rewrite it, for example to ban mongychops from this section.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:28, closed)
but he won't cos it's shit
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:33, closed)
his poor accountant girlfriend is going to have to release his liquid assets herself tonight
:(
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:29, closed)
rather than prove me wrong
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:37, closed)
i really don't know which is more lame - being so offensive that you have to be asked not to post on certain parts of the site, or being so easily offended that you make the request.
neither is going to win a golden ice cube at the cool olympics.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:42, closed)
cos if I've got your permission then modolith probably won't spank my arse again
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:17, closed)
Why did modolith "spank your arse" last time?
What were the consequences?
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:20, closed)
But I'm not supposed to remind you and Dr. Shambolic isn't supposed to post here in case you get upset again.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:24, closed)
That's the best way of saying "I went spastic and got banned" ever
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:26, closed)
but you're pretending that you can't see the Gaz messages for some reason
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:27, closed)
Except that's funny.
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:14, closed)
all the while postulating that the other party is the most upset.
Interdasting.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 8:45, closed)
Are you sure you're doing this trolling thing properly?
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K THANX
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(, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:26, closed)
yeah, that.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:55, closed)
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