theres so much
I am renound for this particular undertaking. I think that the best item I have is a £400 Burburry Rain coat, which I actually wore once too.

'insert witty signoff here'
(myohmy, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:43, Reply)

Was a good idea at the time
I was really pissed up, and I thought it might be a good idea to buy weapons grade plutonium off the internet.

Still, the prison's okay once you get used to it, although the torturers are a bit rough. Still not sure where I am though...
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:40, Reply)

I was drunk when i bought this
Kebabs- everytime- and i also think that chilly garlic sauce of death is a good idea too- when will i learn........
(Keyser Soze, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:39, Reply)

Drunken Forays on Amazon.com
I now own the entire DVD collection of Jeeves and Wooster.

Don't even get into the egg-shaped jelly moulds I bought either.

Although, I'm the most random shopper when I am sober, alcohol really makes no difference at all.

Went to by boots the other day, came home with a cheese knife. Winter coat? Naaah. Celery salt.

Made sense at the time.
( Strangey is present at, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:38, Reply)

Beer

( FreudianSlap, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:37, Reply)

Hmm. Bought whilst drunk...
That Shaggy album with It Wasn't Me on... erm, Hot Lunch or summat.. :(
That one drink too many - at the stage where it's taking me longer to count out my money than it is to drink the bugger.
Oh yeah and I was mainly drunk for about a year whilst going out with this lass, somehow in the middle of that we ended up buying a house. Woke up one day in sober horror... happy ending tho - I'm still alive! WOO!
Appo loggys for lidth/wength
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, Reply)

Not so much bought....
Seemed such a great idea, still ratted from night before to get a tattoo done. Sobered up rather quick as a result of the searing pain of burning flesh. My own. Result was a crappy green squiggly thing at a cost of 25 quid.
I had never seen the tattoo shop before, and have not seen it since.
They must've smelled me coming!
(ell, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:34, Reply)

A book
about cars, and a very good book indeed, but costing about £20 off amazon. i had wanted it for a while anyway, but it was too expensive. but at 2 in the morning and off my face, it seemed like a bargain. ah well.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:31, Reply)

CDs
I once wandered into Selectadisc in Berwick Street after a couple of Stellas and bought the 'Best of Dr. Hook' cd, which is rubbish.
(yiddo, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:30, Reply)

On a stag weekend in Antwerp
..all the deviants I was with went for a lady of the night experience. I was so wankered I picked one, walked into the booth and as she drew the curtains curled up on the end of the bed and had a 20 minute kip.

It cost 40 euros.
(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:28, Reply)

Chilli sauce
Legless, they copied your story on Hollyoaks the other evening!




Shit, shouldn't have mentioned that I watch Hollyoaks
(yiddo, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:28, Reply)

I once
bought a load of Armenian orphans and got them drunk.

Does that count?

Even if it were true?
(Mong-the-Merciful, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:14, Reply)

I quite often buy
eternal embarrassment and awkwardness, and all for the price of a mere textual message.
Those barsteward phones should have breathalisers...
(ladridoloco, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:12, Reply)

I must have been utterly fucked
I think I bought this from an internet-enabled phonebox I'd only stumbled into for a shit


(bloodyHassocks, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:12, Reply)

We didn't buy it
but two of my flatmates dragged back a barrier from some roadworks on the Otley road (about 7ft long and 4ft high - nearly 30lbs it was!) and used it to prop open the doors in our flat, until we were told off for propping doors open and had to return to wearing our arms out actually opening the damn things ourselves.
We also had a road-cone, which we mainly used as a megaphone.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:12, Reply)

Incidentally the first time I used ebay
after avoiding it for so long. After thinking about how cool it'd be if I could throw knives like a ninja, I ended up ordering a book on how to throw knives, 3 small throwing knives and a hunting knife.

I've only glanced through the book, and the only knife I've used is the hunting knife, and even then only to sharpen a pencil...
( jme, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:08, Reply)

Tales From The 'Pool
Many moons ago while working in Liverpool I was drinking heavily as is my wont when I had a Startrek moment. One minute I was in a club chatting some slapper up, the next I was waking up in my hotel room feeling like death warmed-up.

Blearily opening my eyes I had this strange feeling I wasn't alone.... I looked over to my left, fully expecting to see some hog from the previous night, and nearly shat myself! The pillow, the sheets, the duvet and halfway up the fecking wall were covered in red! Shit! I thought - what the fuck have I done? Have I picked somebody and murdered them when I realised how ugly they were?

Shakily I got out of bed and staggered to the bathroom. Turning the light on I saw myself in full-length mirror. Naked, red-eyed, hair all over the place and a fucking kebab with chilli sauce stuck to the side of my head!

I'd obviously bought the bugger when drunk and fallen asleep eating it.

I remain, as usual,
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:07, Reply)

motorhead
I once put a five pound deposit (A deposit!? No! A monetary deposit!)on a signed Motorhead LP once whilst drunk on 2 litres of Wild and White cider (the original 8.0 %, not that 7.4 piss). I never did go back to pay the other £25 for some reason.
(joe_merchandise, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:07, Reply)

I was so drunk once I bought
...the next three rounds...

Don't know how that happened :os
(spacecowgirl, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:03, Reply)

Ebay should have a breathalyser...
A "South Yorkshire Road Transport Bowling Team" blazer. A lovely little 100% polyester number, and bargainous at a fiver. Everyone is very jealous - I have actually had an offer to hire it out!
( randompunter, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:01, Reply)

i once aggreed to sign up for this 'savings' card.
It cost me £5 a month and was supposed to give me discounts in shops, bars & restaurants...only it didnt really. there were only about 2 shops that accepted the card and they were'nt even shops i went in often.
People shouldnt be allowed to walk around pubs abusing drunk personses wallets
(icedragon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:00, Reply)

Penguin fantasies
A Pingu towel, Pingu comic, Pingu colouring-in book, Pingu video and Pingu inflatable. (Well, just a penguin, but it's Pingu if you stand behind it and scream "MEEP MEEP!" at passers-by. Which I did)

I got it fixed into my head that I would be a legend if I had all of this Pingu stuff in my room (my Pingu poster still remains as testament to this Pingu phenomenon), but ended up looking like a laughing, drunken twat with a fetish for penguins.

The inflatable didn't help.
( TGP on the rock 'n' roll, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:57, Reply)

I was so drunk I bought...
A kebab.

That is all.
(insert username here, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:57, Reply)

enough of this first post nonsense...
I once went into a charity shop while drunk, and bought an inflatable roast dinner. it was an inflatable plate with an inflatable chicken, roast potatoes and everything on it.
(lolaphallus, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:53, Reply)

mwah
ha ha ha
(lolaphallus, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:50, Reply)

bumdrops...
...sneaking in there.

edit: almost bought a clay full size duck ornament thingy whilst drunk/stoned/everything else at a market in 'dam but I could work out how I'd get it back on the hired bike I was on. Such a shame.
So I plumped for some singular toed stripey socks instead. huzzah.
( -:Coop:-, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:50, Reply)

first
Smoked
edit: dammit
(Worshipdubya, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:49, Reply)

So Close to First Post
In the words of the baddie out of Inspector Gadget:

Ill get you next time lolaphallus
(Robble, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:49, Reply)

first post!
ner ner ner ner ner

edit: just try it robbo.
(lolaphallus, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:49, Reply)