Masterclass Dumping

A long time ago I had a girlfriend who was, technically, still married - though separated.

They had got married on Valentine's day, ahhh, how romantic. Even more romantic, it just so happened that that day was not just his birthday, but hers too. Wow, a combined valentine / wedding anniversary / double birthday - this is getting into Jennifer Anniston RomCom territory! I'm not sure that even Hallmark make a card that soppy.

So. Guess which day she chose to dump him and move out?

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(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:33, 44 replies)

June 9th?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:48, closed)

September 11th 2001?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:49, closed)

GROUNDHOG DAY!

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:51, closed)

Soz moon monkey I have no idea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:57, closed)

February 29th in a leap year so she only had to send him a dumping anniversary present once every four years?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:08, closed)

It was definitely this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:21, closed)

You home-wrecker!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:10, closed)

April 20th 1889?

(McChinaman banned, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:13, closed)

The day the music died?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:15, closed)

Saturday, November 12, 1955 at exactly 10:04 PM?

( Peej, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:17, closed)

Did she dump him just before 11am on the 11th November so he couldn't argue about it?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:23, closed)

trick question, they're still together?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:24, closed)

Are you all thick or something?
The clue is in the story: Jennifer Aniston's birthday of course - 11th February.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:26, closed)

Is it really? That's my sister's birthday.
She'll be so pleased.*

* may contain sarcasm
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:46, closed)

The 12th of Never, and that's a long long time?

( speedyballbangpots, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:32, closed)

Pancake day?

( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:43, closed)

Doris Day
Whip crack away
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:45, closed)

Darren Day

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:53, closed)

This Doris bird sounds like a right prick teaser

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:28, closed)

Daniel Day Lewis?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:52, closed)

Decartes

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:12, closed)

Day Oh, Dayayay Oh

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:39, closed)

Day, me say day me say day me say day me say day me say dayyy - oh

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:42, closed)

Shake, shake, shake Senora.

( Peej, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:08, closed)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:09, closed)

Sunday bloody Sunday?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:08, closed)

Black Friday?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:09, closed)

Blue Monday?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:09, closed)

True Faith?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:09, closed)

Bizarre Love Triangle?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:09, closed)

Thieves Like Us?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:10, closed)

Ceremony?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:10, closed)

Atmosphere?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:10, closed)

Tuesday before last?

( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:24, closed)

that'll be the daewoo?

( vladimir, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:19, closed)

wacaday?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:42, closed)

the day of the triffids?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:46, closed)

the day the earth stood still?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:46, closed)

Tonight?
For the first time, just about half past ten?
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:08, closed)

The Day The Earth Caught Fire?

( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 0:22, closed)

The day after tomorrow?

(Eukanuba, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 18:59, closed)

Tuesday
or Saturday
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:30, closed)

You better tell us what fucking day it was after all this fucking fuss.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:15, closed)

Wait
are you going to let the question close without telling us?!
( Pig Bodine., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:45, closed)