It's my Birthday!!!
Well... it is tomorrow but I'll be in London then so won't be able to post anything...
So my experiment is to see how nice other b3tans are, depending on how many birthday wishes I receive.
Then we'll finally know the truth about how nice or nasty you bunch really are!
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:54, 27 replies)

I got you a beer in...
...but then drank it myself.

Sorry
( snee held his breath since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:58, closed)

Based on the premise that I cant be arsed
listening to people moaning about me forgetting their birthday when I always remind them of mine and have a 'do', I congratulate and felicitate your perspicacity and foresightedness. Oh, and your birthday.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:03, closed)

Happy Birthday to you.
You live in a Zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too.

Have fun : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:08, closed)

ooh, a birthday!
happy birthday!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:10, closed)

Happy
Birthday (Thought I'd secure my place on the nice list)
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:11, closed)

Erm...
I don't get it. Was your birth a pointless experiment?



ONLY JOKING!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

My own birth was a pointless experiment it seems.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:17, closed)

OH MY GOD
I love birthdays!! Happy birthday to you! xx
(minsh, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:22, closed)

Happy birthday
... for tomorrow.



*needs karma points gained by being nice to someone*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:26, closed)

Grats
and woo
and cheers
and awesomeness
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:30, closed)

Happy Birthday
I have made you a cake with candles and sparklers and chocolate and sprinkles and hundreds and thousands and smarties and jellytots and glitter and angelica and more chocolate.
But I will nom it all up if I don't see you before teatime tomorrow. Just so that it doesn't go off. OK?
( seeballs Doo da da doo da da doo da da doo, da da doo da do, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:34, closed)

Best wishes
My recent posts have been about drugs, masturbation and the handicapped so I do need to do something that is on the side of righteousness.

So Happy Birthday, get stoned and have a wank whilst a needy person watches.

Dr Tugnut.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:40, closed)

I LIKE CAKE!


Happy Fecking Birthday!
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:41, closed)

Happy birthday for tomorrow :)
and a woo to the post above me for Father Jack!
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 18:44, closed)

If Branson's busy grinning in America..............
You're better off in London away from the launch aircraft for his spaceship......

All the Best for tomorrow, and I hope you manage to get there without resorting to Virgin trains......hmph!!!
(wobbegong69 has been soaring................, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 20:05, closed)

happy birthday Arnold Schwarzenegger!
and to you to
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 21:32, closed)

You missed mine last thursday.
What makes you so specia...... oooh, go on then!
Happy fucking birthday!:@ )
( blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 21:41, closed)

Happy birthday
From your resident stalker. It's fun when your not home ;-D
(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:29, closed)

To a popular tune
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to yoooooooou
Happy birthday to you
(Mediaslut, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 5:41, closed)

Happy Birthday!
Hope you enjoy it!
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 8:55, closed)

Happy Birthday...
or else.
(Mmm Zebalicious is wondering..., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 11:19, closed)

Meh..
Happy birthday random message girl!
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Wed 30 Jul 2008, 11:26, closed)

Happy Birthday
Now to see how nice you are - what have you bought me from Laandan?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 11:30, closed)

We're a nasty, deceiving bunch.
Happy birthday!
(Sco smokes crack often., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 11:37, closed)

Happy Birthday!
Though i couldn't help but notice that you failed to mention what number it is,heh heh.Does this make me nice and nasty?
(yob soddoth happiness is a Dane called Hamlet?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:16, closed)

Happy birthday
and hope you have/are having/had* a fun day, even if you are in London!

* - delete as per temporal state
(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:57, closed)

happy cunting birthday!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 15:16, closed)

Happy Birthday
You cunting fuckweasel.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 15:31, closed)