Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
« Go Back

This photo was taken earlier today from the Northbound carriageway of the M74 near Abington (junction of the A702, about 40 miles from Edinburgh). I swear to god I haven't photoshopped it. The only alteration I have made is to crop it smaller. Look it up on google maps if you want more proof.
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:04, 12 replies)
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice.
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:07, closed)
my folks live about 15 miles from where you took that photo. it's local legend.
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:41, closed)
it's well known further north as well- I once broke down near there and described my position to the people I was supposed to be meeting as "just next to that massive hillside cock-forest". "next to the motorway on the way up from England?" "Yup, that's the one."
Since you know locals maybe you could answer:
Where did it come from? Is it a natural formation or did someone cut it into that shape- and if they did was it supposed to look phallic?
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 1:38, closed)
maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Abington,+edinburgh&sll=40.094882,-75.156097&sspn=0.187258,0.308647&g=Abington&ie=UTF8&cd=1&hq=Abington,&hnear=Edinburgh,+UK&ll=55.487413,-3.641453&spn=0.034674,0.077162&t=h&z=14
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:44, closed)
maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&q=Abington,+South+Lanarkshire+ML12+6,+United+Kingdom&sll=53.921799,-1.800464&sspn=0.011335,0.01605&ie=UTF8&cd=5&geocode=FaT0TgMddaDH_w&split=0&hq=&hnear=Abington,+Biggar,+Lanarkshire,+United+Kingdom&ll=55.478853,-3.656044&spn=0.043631,0.096903&t=h&z=14
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:45, closed)
I have no idea how to add a pic, so hope this link works.
This was one of a series of water features in a pub garden on Dartmoor.
i33.tinypic.com/2s7jhgp.jpg
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:59, closed)
Always makes me snigger that one and then i know its about 40mins to Glasgow........
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:35, closed)
It always makes me giggle and say "Willy!"
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:20, closed)
... a couple of hours ago on my way back from Lugradio Live/Oggcamp. I thought, "Hmm I should post a pic of that on b3ta when I get in". Bah.
(, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 20:36, closed)
from newcastle a few months ago :) I live only a few miles further north and was heartened to see that I'm not the only person with a driving desire to turn everything into a hilarious cock-and-balls in the country :)
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 3:08, closed)
I've forgotten about it, until I saw it, then a few moments of attempted motorway driving while fumbling for my phone camera then trying to take a pic that doesn't blur to fuck whilst concentrating on the road has resulted in me yet to take a good pic of it.
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 23:48, closed)
« Go Back