Please can we have something more sedate for our next QOTW.
Your hilarious knitting disasters or silly places I left my pen.


I've been walking around with the female equivalent of stiffy all week.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 20:00, 12 replies)

I belive the term you are looking for is
'wide-on'
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 20:02, closed)

^^ My best mate!
Watching the "Office Scene" from My Beautiful Launderette (2 beautiful young men get it on in an office, light slanting through the venetian blinds....Oooooh) She nudged me hard in the ribs and giggled "You getting a wide on as well?"
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 20:34, closed)

an
amazing film
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 20:53, closed)

According to the Viz Profanisaurus
You are "frothing at the clopper"
(ubergeekian, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 22:54, closed)

or
fizzing at the bung-hole.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 9:36, closed)

I think
that's called "creaming your jeans". Technically, it's probably a stubby...
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 23:32, closed)

Not necessarily mutually exclusive
Depending on what you mean by 'knitting', 'silly places', and 'pen'.

Oh, and 'hilarious'...
(pizzaforcat ate some cement and HARDENED the FUCK UP on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 0:08, closed)

I believe it's called
chick wood.
(sparkly_penguin, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:15, closed)

Greasing the meat bucket
that is all...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:30, closed)

I personally call it
having a bean bulge
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:37, closed)

This I like : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:00, closed)

I just call it 'the twinge'
..as in that's so horny I'm getting a twinge.

and I also think it is perfectly acceptable (and anatomically correct) to call it a hard on/

not that I can remember, been single for three years so it's all shut down now. :(
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:58, closed)