B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Two things.....1. Get rid of Jobseekers allowance, offer council style jobs instead like; cleaning, street sweeping, road building, lawnmowing etc. Anyone who turns one of these jobs down....
2. Euthanise like cattle, and burn their bodies in power plants instead of fossil fuels.
Just think about it, for a few seconds. You know I'm right.
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 2:27,
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You're right on point 1Now await the BHaLC
The simple, predictable responses are near Pavlovian.
To #2 I'd add all dead people. Crematoria should be mini power stations. The corpses need to be desiccated first though.
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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:19,
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BHaLC?(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:14, closed)
But then what about the people who are made unemployed as they are replaced by the unemployed?
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Look, everyone!Government ministers are posting on b3ta!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:26,
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