escalators
In multiple floor cinemas, anyone who stands still as they are going down should fired from a cannon into a brick wall. Its fucking downhill, you lazy fat bastards! Some of us have trains to catch. Going up, thats fine. In fact just ditch the down escalators and make em stairs. The elderly and unable can wait for a lift and everyone else would have to actually use their legs. Pricks. Also, dowt take up the whole stair cos youve got your fat arm round your rats burd. I have no intention of taking her away from you. Her grid is rats!
(liquidspanner, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:32, 8 replies)

"Her grid is rats"?
Please explain, in English.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:38, closed)

From Urban Dictionary :

Grid:
The preferred way of referring to a FACE in Liverpool.

Rats:
Something that is rubbish or displeasing, or a person or object that is physically revolting.
(MayorBoris, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:56, closed)

So in Essex-ease the phrase "Get your rat out"
Still makes sense then?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:03, closed)

Depends who you say it to, but if in Essex, then most probably.
(MayorBoris, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:09, closed)

This is awesome invective.
It reads like someone actually falling off their bike with rage.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:43, closed)

Hahaha!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:55, closed)

That started somewhat effective, but deteriorated fast.

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:00, closed)

Just stand behind them
and comment to your partner, about how you can tell they (the escalator road block) don't like exercise much just by their appearance. I do. eg: "you know very well that they didn't get that fat from walking anywhere"
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:15, closed)