Using foreign to describe parts of your meal to be banned.
It's not a Croque Monsieur it's cheese and ham on toast.

It's not a Welsh Rarebit for that matter, either.

It's not a jus, its juice. AND IT CERTAINLY ISN'T A FUCKING "REDDUCK-SEE-ORRRRNN" YOU MORON, it's a reduction - "red-uck-shun".

I will accept croissants, onion bhajis, and Chicken Chow Mein.

In all other cases, you're a pretentious fool, and will be shot.

*awaits charges of racism, levelling of English being a mongrel language, &c*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:52, 14 replies)

Are we allowed
stollen and panatone?
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:55, closed)

al fresco
is outside ffs
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:14, closed)

So no
Veal, pork, mutton or beef then, just baby cow, pig, old sheep, and bullock?
(MayorBoris, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:23, closed)

(which is what I tend to call these things anyway)
(MayorBoris, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:25, closed)

What about bukkake?

(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:20, closed)

That's not really much of a meal, to be honest.
I mean, most of it ends up smeared on one's face, and ingestion happens by accident, if it happens at all.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:37, closed)

It's a messy meal granted
but depending on the diner you can eat as much or as little as you like
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:14, closed)

Nah, it depends on the supply, shurely?

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:34, closed)

They'll alway be enough
You know how the song goes "there ain't no party like a bukkake party"
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:38, closed)

Can you add a panache of vegetables and medallions of beef to the list.

I have no idea what these things are.

I like the way my Nan used to simplify things. If she was making you a sandwich she'd ask you (in her best Count Duckula Nanny voice), "Yoo want fat onnit?", it's not marg, it's not butter, it's fat, you unhealthy sandwich scoffing salad dodging humounculons.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:56, closed)

Good, I have never liked duck a l'orange anyway!

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:18, closed)

You're not racist.
Just an idiot.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:20, closed)

You, SIr,
are a racist. Aren't you aware that English is a mongrel language?
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:30, closed)

He's trying to level English, too, the bastard

(McChinaman banned, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:33, closed)