A public toilet "Down South" on the back of the door.
"Timmy isnt very good at cricket"

pffft. Southerners. There should be an apostrophe in there.
(vibrating tuna, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:24, Reply)

This was written every where when i was in school:
"If you read this, your gay"


If you just read that, your gay now by the way.
(freshly.cut, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:18, Reply)

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Possibly the 3 greatest works of Graffiti in the world. The first is from Chernobyl, the second just makes me laugh and the 3rd is kinda cute.
(Laxly, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:18, Reply)

On a toilet wall in Falmouth
'WEE'
Or inside a WW2 pillbox on the cliffs above walton on the naze under a crude outline (lifesize!) of a female figure 'BOSERMS!'
(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:14, Reply)

a fence in an alley in Leamington Spa
"AVOID CIDER"
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:12, Reply)

On a wall on Wollaton rd in Beeston...
(...a suburb of Nottingham)
For as many years as I can remember UB40 was daubed in white paint, until the last couple of years as someone as crossed it out and written VENGABOYS over the top.
(Calfderno, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:09, Reply)

Mosside wit
Yeas ago, before the urban regeneration that replaced the concrete flats of Hulme and Mosside with brick terraces, an overpass had written on one side;
"Free Viraj Mendez"

and hilariously the other side was daubed with:

"With 300 Tiger Tokens"

Many a miserable morning was improved passing under that on the number 8 bus.

Met the singer from M-people on that bus too.
(jademonkey We gonna need a bigger boat..., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:06, Reply)

Named And Shamed
So, many years ago a bunch of ten year olds, including one of my mates, are happily wandering down a street, full of the joys of spring and looking to get up to a little light mischief. All of a sudden, what should they spy but a paving slab replaced by a glimmering, virgin square of still wet cement. Ignoring the cones and signs to keep off they dare each other to leave their mark. Step forward one brave lad who decides to immortalize himself forever by doodling Barron, his surname, in the concrete.

So off he sets on his task, the other kids present shielding him and his criminal masterplan. He completes the letters B, A and R before he either a) realises he's about to write his bloody name in the cement so it won't be too difficult for his parents to pin the crime on him or, more likely b) like children everywhere fails to use small enough letters to start with to allow the rest of his name to fit in. So, what did he write?





BARPO


I can only think of one thing worse than everyone you know calling you something that makes you sound like a flatulent clown for your entire school career and beyond, and that's coming up with the inexplicable name yourself.
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:03, Reply)

Bus Stop Bastard
A woman at work was telling me just the other week how she'd been waiting for a bus and after finishing her cigarette had become slightly bored. Casting her eyes around the scratched plastic shelter at the usual Debbie4Dan4eva, SPUNKYTITS and BAZZA she noticed something etched into the pvc near the bus shelter's roof. She squinted at it a while and could just make out that it was writing, extremely small, but definitely writing. She tried to ignore it and go back to waiting for her bus but it kept working on her mind. She turned, pressed herself flat against the wall and peered up but could still only make out the odd letter here and there. Again she went back to waiting for her bus and again she couldn't ignore this mystical message.

With a grunt of annoyance she lept up onto the plastic bench, braced herself against the walls and stretched as far as her neck would allow. At just that moment she saw movement out of the corner of her eye. With several swearwords she less that politely noted that her bus had just driven past, the driver staring at her in disbelief as she stood on the seat squeezed into the corner like a lunatic.

She ignored him, flush with the triumph that she could now just make out what was written there. You guessed it.

"While you've been trying to read this, you've missed your bus."
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:50, Reply)

Canterbury, 1981 onwards
On a large wall on Nackington Lane, an evangelical type had sprayed in two-foot letters "I was a lonely, passionate soul, screaming out in this empty void until....." and then underneath, double height, "JESUS".

A day later, Jesus was over sprayed with a massive "Killing Joke".

The whole thing stayed up for years. Not exactly life changing or significant, but I loved it.
( godstar, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:49, Reply)

Dirty Dark Knight
Ahhh yes, amended graffiti, always good. Like the underpass near the university in Sunderland where someone had boringly written 'blow me' in big letters. Not as boring when someone added it to it, leaving the legend "BLOW ME BATMAN!".

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/questions/graffiti/post78863/
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:38, Reply)

Does Family Guy count?

(Shinigami, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:33, Reply)

Houston We Have A Probelm
A row of garages behind my house, spray painted on in two foot high letters, twenty foot across, sometime during the seventies and only covered up a couple of years ago - "SKINEAD PROBELM? NO PROBELM!"
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:33, Reply)

also
"mudiwg is twazzy" on a wall just off the triangle in bristol... mudwig is everywhere in bristol it would seem
(flynntoff, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:30, Reply)

Written in the toilets at the local park.........
"Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
I come here to feel my balls,
And read the writing on the walls!"
It was written on the door of the GIRLS toilets, so *thats* what the boys get up to!
( randomwomanwholikespink, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:28, Reply)

Brand new, immaculate changing rooms
at a rugby club, my dad finds a pen and writes in a toilet cubicle:
"It makes a nice change to find a toilet that is not covered in graffiti. Well done :)"
(CRM, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:23, Reply)

incomprehensible
for several months someone wrote a lot in various places around Weybridge, in a very childlike hand "pooslice!"
what is a pooslice?
(flynntoff, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:17, Reply)

private joke alert !!
"SIMON LAST HAS A VERY SMALL PENIS"

Not funny to anyone except for Simon Last who if, in a million to one chance reads this page will die of laughter.

To everyone else, I appologise for wasting your time.
(John Elton, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:17, Reply)

the wonderfully eloquent::
"ARSEY POO WANK"

written on the front of a local, derelict pub in 18inch high white lettering
( nbby notkins, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:14, Reply)

Simple but classic
On the corner opposite where I lived in the last year of uni someone had just written, in massive letters:

'You smell of SHIT.'

It was ace.
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:10, Reply)

...
In the sixth form readin room in my old school library, there was a large sign saying
"SILENT WORKING ONLY"
Some clever student replaced the sign with a near exact replica reading
"SILENT WANKING ONLY"
It was up for weeks before any teachers noticed.
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:10, Reply)

Curtis
My old high school was quite an old building and scattered around in various places, especially the toilets, was the phrase 'Curtis the turd'.
Haven't got a clue who he was or how long ago he went there.
It's probably still there now.
(Plumstix has been spying on you since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:04, Reply)

On a railway bridge on my way to school...
Graffiti is gay
(so is your mum)
(twerpy, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:04, Reply)

Probably been posted a million times already
but I'm far too tired to read the 23 pages to find out. Seen in several elevators around the country that are made by Schindler, the added " 's Lift".
( PagDrag don't think we're in kansas anymore toto..., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:04, Reply)

Mine
I draw cocks on everything.
My history coursework is a cock farm.




not that i get off on it or anything....
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:02, Reply)

The Crown - Liverpool
Someone had taken a lot of time to write 'Goths do better Graffiti' in the large but intricate gothic lettering on the wall. Underneath in scrawled pen someone had put 'yeah, but their pens run out sooner'
( beefandcheese, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:01, Reply)

Shock! Horror!
I almost forgot about this one. A very naughty person has added a pair of perky nipples to an uneven road surface sign out in the New Forest, I think it is on the road between Totton and Lyndhurst. How disgraceful!

(I didn't do it but I wish that I had...)
( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Fri 4 May 2007, 18:59, Reply)

Last for today!
Osterley tube station on a map now says:
"pOsterley 4 Christmas"
In the same trend as Kevin 4 Tanya etc

and in Sheffield in the 70's there was the word Punx sprayed around a lot
Some clever wit changed it to "I love you Pun x"
(CRM, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:50, Reply)

On virtually every Routemaster bus
The sign saying "Please do not obstruct the driver's periscope glass" now reads:
"Please obstruct the driver's ass"
(CRM, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:47, Reply)

Short and to the point:

( Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:41, Reply)