I have problems 'relating' to 'people' on an 'emotional' level
It's cost me girlfriends befor. I only do things that are 'utilitarian' She was appalled at my lack of any moral code or compassion for others.

Her: "If you heard a young boy being murdered near your apartment, would you aid him?"
me: "Only if it would benefit me in some way."

We had lots of conversations about morals, and she was disgusted that I was so selfish and cold. She hated the fact that I think a lot of people act "moral" due to guilt, or out of the fear that if they didn't act morally, the undesirable situation might be reciprocated upon them some day. A twisted form of karma.

She also didn't appreciate her greenness or attempt at being green being made fun of and continually mocked by me.

I am thoroughly disgusted by people who act a certain way or change around their S.O. because it is what the other person desires. It's one thing to compromise, but god damn, you might as well go to acting school.

We'd still be together if I lied about my feelings. If I was an actor. Unfortunately I don't believe people should be together if they have to tip-toe around a single issue. Total honesty, or no relationship.

She was angry one day and I said "What most people don't realize is that emotions are a choice we make to fit a situation. You don't have to be angry.

What you have to realize is that there is nothing and nobody that can "make" you feel, act, see, think, etc. a certain way. Its all a choice. When you say "He MADE me angry" , you're giving your self control to that person. If you have any pride and self respect, that's unacceptable.

Its ok to be angry and whatever other emotions you feel. What's important is WHY you feel them and you make sure that its because you choose to feel them and not because you gave control over yourself to something else."


then she left. i felt... nothing.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 18:05, 68 replies)

Aspergers at best
Possible sociopath
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder

not that you're bothered
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 18:32, closed)

bleep blorp bloop i am a robot

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 19:02, closed)

I
have logged in just to reply to this, to be honest Spimf this is not Aspergers, my family suffer from various ranges of the Autism scale (ADHD in my case and Dyspraxia in my Brothers) and i would like to say that with Aspergers for example it is not about caring but more about not reading other peoples emotions as facial expressions or body language. Aspergers are very caring people i find in general. Having read your link on APD i relate to a lot of that and Hot Whites post due to a very turbulent childhood and surroundings and feel this is more the case.
( Trollman, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 19:07, closed)

I know that self-diagnosis is crappy, and that's sort of what I want to talk to another therapist about getting done, but I think I might have some kind of mood disorder, or something like that.
I keep looking up stuff on schizoaffective disorder, and a lot of it matches what I'm thinking and feeling--at least at some bad intervals, like whenever I'm stressed out a lot at thecinema and people use mobile phones or as i like to call them "chirp boxes" they are boxes that chirp. like a tiny chirpy bird. in the cineme. oft times i have queried the validity of someone like me going somewhere where 'objects' like that dwell.
I call these moments "Dementor Attacks" (as in Harry Potter--like I could never be happy again).

But other times I'm feeling like that--I also call them "tempests", like the shakespeare play Twelth Night. like there's a storm in my head and the twins (my ego adn my id) will be separated

But there's also times when my mind is just racing, and brimming over with ideas, and I can't wait to jot them down in my notebook for further use. I think that's partially why I keep a Livejournal, to write all this down, and it's also why I think I'm so gifted creatively and with good speaking and writing skills.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:53, closed)

Personality Disorder
The Prison Service awaits with open arms...
(kitescreech still here, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 19:07, closed)

also I'll only talk to girls that can beat me in Mario Kart first, I prefer the SNES version, but DS is fine if I'm on the run.

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 19:37, closed)

if you can't beat 7:54:02
on the 150cc star cup race, i can beat you
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:32, closed)

150cc Star Cup Race, the last one
Is the work of the devil.
(McChinaman banned, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 0:53, closed)

i love it
but the special cup is my favourite
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 0:55, closed)

that ticks at least
eight or nine boxes on the checklist for psychopathy.
(jennymnemonic, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 19:14, closed)

We just need bed wetting, petty arson and harming animals as a child
And we have our first B3tard serial killer

possibly
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 19:55, closed)

i rarely piss the bed (im 27) between 5-6 times in the last 7 years. None were alcohol related, more having a dream that you were pissing and waking up to find that it was true
Oddest thing really since I always piss before going to sleep.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:09, closed)

Is there some part of 'as a child' you missed?
No comment on setting fires and sadistic tendencies with animals is it?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:17, closed)

does it count if you do it voluntarily during sex>

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:21, closed)

What about if you are wearing a nappy at the time this is important

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:27, closed)

i often relate my world to videogames. for instance, birthdays are "cheat codes" and valentines day is "game over"

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:04, closed)

The AWACS has acquired your IP address
...and the Predator is merely waiting for you to leave a populated area.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:24, closed)

Reminds me of Modern Warfare. Sometimes i think videogames are the only time i'll 'truely' 'relate' to 'people'
Certainly better than getting strong and getting women.

Some life. "Getting women" improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being "playa"s. Who gives a damn about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment?

Video games are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form - by playing through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, fucking some chick, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a night.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:29, closed)

Umm.
You couldn't make yourself conspicuous, could you? Some thing on the lines of a sandwich board saying " I WILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU"?

Ta.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:36, closed)

I guess you could say I had what is often euphemistically termed a "bad childhood." Wont go into too much detail here except to say that through my experiences Ive learned to despise what I see as the moral decay and lack of geometry in our generation.
None of you people have been through a fraction of the shit Ive seen, yet you seek some kind of solace in that wonderfully reassuring thought: "I have a problem." Your lives have been perfect and you dont even realize it. You are utter wastes in every sense of the word and I refuse to waste any of my time dealing with your bullshit.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:41, closed)

if you're trolling
you're actually doing rather well.
If not, get a grip. And please stop being silly.
(jennymnemonic, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:58, closed)

I don't have to say anything. I don't need to attempt to vindicate what I've said and done. I've earned the right to do everything AND ANYTHING i want
But I will assure you of my genuinity: Its real.

Show's over. Turn off your computer and go outside. Experience the world. Maybe you'll become a better person because of it.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:05, closed)

I am sure
that we have met. Either that or you have a kindred spirit living in Chester and I'll have to introduce you.
(HugeTonsils was being a shop bitch on, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:09, closed)

Did this doppelgangaer used to collect celebrity breast sightings? Because I used to collect breast sigtings of celebsrities
I had them divided up among rare (Molly Ringwald), ultra rare Fern Britton), common (Joan Severance), etc.
Not like in a huge creepy pervert way, it was like baseball cards or shot glasses.
I also collect shot glasses.
I made the mistake of telling someone this, and they actually recoiled from me.
I no longer collect celebrity breast sightings, but damned if I don't still appreciate them.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:18, closed)

Yes he did
Hi Gavin.
(HugeTonsils was being a shop bitch on, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:55, closed)

I get it...
it's absolutely anyone's fault but yours
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:34, closed)

RIDICULOUS
Absolutely ridiculous.

I'm a real monster at times. I've done some bad things in my time. I've stolen, I used to hit on my mom, I do weird stuff like collecting my semen in a jar, but still, at least I'm not one of you.

you are pushing me against the wall

Look at yourselves. What have you gained by pushing me up against this wall? An enemy? A victim? What do you want? And what are you going to try and take from me in the end?
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:39, closed)

i don't want to take anything
you seem to be content with not a lot in your life. Emotions? Relationships? who needs them? And you wonder why you are miserable?

In spite of your finger-to-the-world approach, I just about managed to half-heartedly rustle up the energy in a feeble attempt to care enough to try to show you what a tiny little box your world must be.

Who knows? You might even pop the lid off it one day. (we call it 'growing up') having learnt to resist the evil lure of abdicating responsibility for the state of your own life to some convenient person, illness or experience. This can take some balls, I grant you.

You can be comforted by the fact that this doesn't make you a weirdo, far from it. Apart from the semen in jars, that is. Lose those.

Here and now, the only thing you lack compared to someone who didn't have an overtly fucked-up childhood is rose-tinted spectacles. It's surprising what a pisser that can be.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 2:03, closed)

If it
looks like a troll and acts like a troll.... If I'm wrong I'll keep an eye out on the new, lol. But you are correct - we looking at a damn fine Troll imo :P
(bottle_cap, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:12, closed)

Wow. I see now that this post was a big mistake, as I now feel 10 times worse than I did when I started.
Before, I was just attemting a 'connction'. Trying to reach out. But now, you guys have truly made me feel like a defective person. I didn't realize how am - a selfish weed who has no ambition and is not worth dating at all. This isn't sarcasm - I've heard this from enough responders that I am now coming to believe it.

my dad has a genuine samurai sword in his room. he got it from the algarve. when i was thirteen i felt like i do now. (dementors - at least my love of liturature has helped me name these moods) i took it out and just looked at it.

I never have wanted to commit suicide, I just felt as if life had no point and that if I died that day it would be fantastic. These periods can last anywhere from 1 day to a whole month. I can still laugh and carry on, but I just don't feel "happy." work and such usually falls by the wayside

I am generally unproductive at work. I sometimes have brief respites of this feeling randomly for no apparent reason.

Normally I play video games as a means of entertainment or watch movies. They generally have no effect on my mood during these episodes, however random fleeting moments of joy do happen. These fleeting moments don't just occur during my gaming, but sometimes when Im driving and listening to music or just at random points during the day. It feels like everything is going to be ok, then after a few minutes Im thrown back
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:25, closed)

go tell 4chan this.

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:14, closed)

When you were thirteen?
So, what, like a year ago then?

Fuck off back to /b/
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:11, closed)

I agree
It's the Eliot allusion wot done it.
The misspelled touches of impotent sniffling rage are v nicely done, though.
(jennymnemonic, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:26, closed)

You know, it's funny. I posted this thread because I had a vague faith in, well, in b3ta i think
instead i feel i am being thrown to the wolves
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:34, closed)

How about a nice pint of man-the-fuck-up?
( multijoy, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:05, closed)

Hey, fuck all of you.
Well, maybe not all of you, but all of you stuck up on your high horses who have never had to go through any hardships or any actual life experience. I freely admit I am a horrible person, however I don't need you internet douchebags
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:08, closed)

Diddumses ...
Fuck off already.
(Que?, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 3:50, closed)

Keep going guys
He's about to climb up something and start shooting.

Or jump off.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:22, closed)

You're all fucking sociopaths. You know that? You wanna push a man to the edge? You wanna bully people around?


NO. I will not be broken. I am strong. I can walk and I can talk and I can make this difficult as all hell if you push up against the wall. And don't make any jokes about me being an internet tough guy. I'm strong emotionally, and I will not crumble under this bullshit.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:34, closed)

you don't own a taxi do you?

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:33, closed)

We have all had our fair share of problems and bad childhoods.
Question is how you choose to react to and deal with these problems. Trouble is the challenges you have faced seem to have cracked you somewhat.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:25, closed)

relationships, childhood, problems with both have been had. it bothers me not. i have overcome and i have come to the startling (for you, not for me) conclusion that
Falling in love or not with a person ultimately does not affect your ability to have a long and prosperous life unless you let it.

Granted I've never fallen in love but it seems like falling in love is like watching television in HD. Sure the picture looks a lot nicer but ultimately you're watching the same show.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:45, closed)

Hmmm.
I'll gaz you- some stuff isn't really for public consumption.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:25, closed)

Careful here, you don't want to be sending Internet Aspies pictures of your cock, no matter how big their tits are.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 18:30, closed)

" moral decay and lack of geometry in our generation."
You are Igantius J Reilly AICMFP.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:58, closed)

You do get a lot of genuine samurai katana...
Turning up in the algarve. No really.

oh and try not to get so emotional, doesn't sit well with the sociopath act. You're not a sociopath - you just a wanker. Live with it.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:29, closed)

So if I smashed up some of your expensive and/ore treasured possessions,
I couldn't make you angry with me?
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 1:48, closed)

Ah hah hah haaaaa hah!
For a chap who makes such a big deal about 'not caring', that's a lot of words expended in Replies.
(Que?, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 3:49, closed)

Are you even reading my posts, or do you, as I have suspected for a long while, exist in some sort of private parallel microverse bubble wherein the laws of physics have been defiled almost (but not quite) as grotesquely as your face,
so that the gash of absolute nothingness in space-time that extrudes whatever meager mental capacity you possess (read: none) does not suck you and all the rest of creation into its center of sheer, infinite stupidity?? Does the tiny, tiny scope of this bubble--a universe of limitless possibility for an intellect of your calibur--cause you to read and comprehend the contents of no more than two spearate posts at any one time, after which some set limit of words causes your goldfish memory to stick a finger down its own tortured throat in order to regurgitate the jumbled contents of its overflowing gullet, fearful of growing fat with knowledge and intelligence, fearful that crawling too shallow out of the sea of ignorance you flounder pathetically and ineffectually in will cause in your wretched husk of a mind the thought, the realization, no, the certainty that you are a sad, worthless pile of sub-feces whose only possible recourse in life is to smash yourself repeatedly against a concrete podium, all the while begging forgiveness of the world for the singular, detestable, unmitigable sin of continuing to exist for those few minutes it takes for you to bleed to death???
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:33, closed)

'intellect of your calibur'
fail
(jennymnemonic, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:00, closed)

And yet you, you fat, slimy fuck, you just can't help but keep shoving those words down, can you?
You're afraid, but at the same time you're too much of a contemptibly hopeless loser and idiot to stop eating, you goddamn glutton, you just shove them in and throw them up and you see the lumpy, fetid, multicolored splatter at your feet and you think it's freaking Art, and it's freaking Philosophy, and in your mind--I won't even deign to call it delusional, it's simply just, perfectly, shiningly, elementally, WRONG--and in this eternally incorrect mind of yours you think that this roiling abortion is actually worth two shits (two more shits than you fucko!) and you pick it up in your fat SAUSAGE-LIKE fingers and you caress it and mew at it like the sick bastard you are and you shed a small yellow drop of grease from your crusty half-clogged tear ducts

upon which you proceed

TO HIT THE POST BUTTON

AND UNLEASH ONTO THE SOBBING WORLD

YOUR.

UNLIMITED.

STUPIDITY
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:43, closed)

The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest welcomes submissions for 2011.

(Mr. W. K. Kellogg's Anusol Flakes (TM) is the other Special K, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:43, closed)

Trolls who try too hard fail as trolls
It loses all effect

F-

Try harder next time
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:16, closed)

Brother Nietzsche, I salute you.
Click.
(Mr. W. K. Kellogg's Anusol Flakes (TM) is the other Special K, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 10:13, closed)

I love ALL of this
The OP with all the gooey borderline psychopathic tendencies laid out in such a tempting way to encourage internet psychologists to do a diagnosis.
The replies where a tenuous emotional thread snaps and an artfully wrought spiral of anger and more frightening revelations appear.
The Samurai Sword post where he doesn't quite say 'I'm going to top myself and it's B3ta's fault'.
And of course the contributors who aren't 100% sure he's a troll and don't want to get blamed if he ends up as the next 'bloke with a gun in the north'. If all trolls were this good the world would be a better place.

EDIT: I've just read all this again and it beats any thread I've read apart from maybe the one where the OP deleted his post and it was then reposted for mockery by about thirty other people... or Totach!

(I really hope Algarve Samurai Swords become a meme...)
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:00, closed)

I miss totach.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:48, closed)

I really think you're going to be ok

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:55, closed)

He probably just needs a lovely huggins.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:26, closed)

hugglewuggles all round
let's arrange a huggle bash, i'll bring name badges
( mongychops, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:37, closed)

this is either superb trolling or you need mental health evaluation. Either way you sound like a cunt.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:37, closed)

This is expert trolling
but on the lone chance in a million that this is the truth, I can only diagnose that you are fifteen years old.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:45, closed)

i like this

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:05, closed)

^ This
Hard
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:13, closed)

where's the punchline?

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:11, closed)

It is the fact that he says emotions are something we choose to experience, then goes off on an emo tirade.

Ooooh, the ironing.
(Deligrams, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:41, closed)

Haha.
Work of art, YEAH!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:02, closed)