Horrible things I've done to a loved one
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
Suggested by Edenmonster
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
You Bastard
You made her mix blue and green...
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SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:10,
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You bastard
you filled her up with so much shit it's started leaking out of her belly button
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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Best response so far
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McChinaman banned, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:04,
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Thanks
my best mate's missus is pregnant atm so I've been getting a lot of practice in :)
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:19,
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So did I
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username failed moderation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:51,
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New 'best response so far'
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El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:59,
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I don't think she should be wearing belly tops at this stage of pregnancy.
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Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28,
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You gave her a parasite?
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Nightviolet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:01,
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Are you confident ....
That she doesn't know Ryan Giggs?
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Mr_Smig, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:47,
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You could have drawn the lines a bit straighter!
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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:56,
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I've got
Bump envy.. no more bumps for me :-(
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Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:42,
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You fed her mentos
and gave her coke?
That's just mean!
Good luck to the both of you, by the way!
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Roddimus_Prime Should be revising, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:33,
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I did that
to your mum
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:50,
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