Whats with....
Vegetarians who eat fish.

Cunts x infinity plus 1

Mullered
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 17:00, 20 replies)

They say...
Piscatarians. I say silly cunts.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 17:06, closed)

i would have got away with it too
if it wasn't for those pesky tarians
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 14:58, closed)

Now they are twats
When I get asked if I eat fish I reply; 'are fish a vegetable?'.

Just because it isn't fluffy doesn't means it's not alive.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 17:09, closed)

Plants aren't alive?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 20:17, closed)

My mum's old boss
Was apparently a vegetarian 'except for minced beef'.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 17:19, closed)

This pisses me off...
...and I eat meat!

My girlfriend is a veggie, and when some people find out, they reply "so you don't eat any meat?" No. You fucking retard. Otherwise she wouldn't be a vegetarian.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 17:34, closed)

And then you get
'do you eat eggs / milk / cheese?'

Yes, I am not a vegan. Am I going to have to explain the reproductive cycle of the chicken to get you to understand that the egg you buy from the supermarket was never going to be a chicken?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 17:43, closed)

Unless
it's a potato cod.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 18:14, closed)

*Is guilty*
I didn't eat fish for years when I first became a vegetarian but after much sole searching, (do ya get it), and weighing up the fact that fish is very good for you I succumbed to a tuna sandwich one day. I just find it incredibly difficult to empathize with a fish.

Sorry!
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 18:29, closed)

same here
I eat fish now so, obviously, don't consider myself a vegetarian anymore. What's with the obsession with names?
(Daft Vader, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 19:32, closed)

A member of my family does this
I don't mind that she is deluding herself that she's vegetarian, but she thinks nobody has noticed that salmon steaks don't contain cellulose...
( finnbar has officially retired, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 19:01, closed)

Surely
by definition they're not vegetarians. I don't eat red meat but I eat poultry and fish. When people find out they say: "oh, you're a vegetarian who eats poultry and fish eh?". "No," I reply, "I'm a non-vegetarian who doesn't eat red meat, you jizz muncher".
(Captain Bastard, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 19:03, closed)

Ah yes
I've heard if these

fishandchipocrits is what they are called
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 19:21, closed)

^ Hehehehe!
Also, to Mrs Liveinabin, I will have to steal this reply and use it myself. Excellent.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 19:27, closed)

My little brother
Is a vegetarian, except for McDonalds food. Which is probably not meat so I guess he has a valid point.
(europe-who, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:57, closed)

There are also vegetarians who eat chicken
Pollotarians
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:42, closed)

Feed them all
to sharks. That would be fair.
( Herman Blume is unique, just like everyone else, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:27, closed)

*raises his hand*

The only meat of any kind, fish or otherwise, I have eating in the past four years was some pheasant at Christmas, to keep my mother happy (made cooking dinner a little less complicated for her).

I wear leather, though. Just because I don't want to *eat* the animals doesn't mean I flatly refuse to use them for anything...I'd have a difficult time finding medication when I get sick, otherwise.
(Musuko, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:55, closed)

Quote
"Im a non-smoker....except for cigars"

(forgot who said this; Bill Hicks?)
(kitescreech still here, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:19, closed)

pffffffff
meat is murder...fish is totally justifiable homicide...
(norfolkngood, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:39, closed)