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Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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This must've happened to every heterosexual guy, surely.

Once had a girlfriend who just wasn't into oral sex at all. NOT. AT. ALL.

One night in bed after my sexy talk had failed, the booze had failed, and my fall back plan of whining was stuttering, she turns to me and says:

"You are such a fucking hypocrite, Spanky. Do you know what THAT stuff tastes like?"

I shake my head, wondering where this was leading.

She grabs my cock and starts bringing me off. Ooohh, this is nice, I think.

And when I cum she cups it in her hand, and in an authoritarian tone says:

"Open," and holds it up to my mouth.

Well... I'm not a hypocrite anymore...

Didn't taste that bad, actually, a bit like hot snot.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:32, 19 replies)
I think I could eat hot snot in a pinch, but I just manage to swallow. It's foul...
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:46, closed)
Oh my
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:47, closed)
you never cease to amaze me! nice!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:47, closed)
thats horrible but i like it - clicky
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 19:49, closed)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:35, closed)
Maybe it's just me
but after my mum let on that she knew I lay in bed at night pumping out teaspoonful after teaspoonful of sticky goo, "I've seen the evidence" as she put it, I took to wiping it off my belly and eating it. Tastes OK and my bed sheets don't need boiling.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:47, closed)
thing is
even if you don't like the taste of cum, you can still go down on someone and then just pull it out before the last minute.

I do not speak from experience.

I mean experience of sucking dick, not not liking cum.

Not that I know what cum taste like.

(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:54, closed)
Happy shopper/Smart Price
chicken soup.


(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:56, closed)
Surely men could have evolved to taste better?
Frankly, I only swallow it to get rid of it as it has a habit of sticking to everything otherwise.

A friend of mine had a boyfriend who she swore black and blue tasted exactly like chocolate *makes a mental note to introduce more chocolate into Mr Maladicta's diet*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:45, closed)
This is often my argument for the non-existance of God...
... if God made man in his own image, he would have made him taste like chocolate!

Hell knows, I would.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:47, closed)
Oh c'mon!
From frank discussion with gentleman friends, most men have tasted themselves (whether through accidental overspurt or a girlfriend insisting we know what she has to put up with. Or through self experimentation).

At least jizz doesn't make your tongue tired. Unlike the production of lady juices which can make you feel like that bit of skin underneath your tongue that stops you from swallowing it is breaking, only to give you that "ach, ach, ach" slightly furry feeling on the back of your tongue.

Yes, it might taste good off of our fingers to you, but that's because it's mixed with the scent of tobacco and beer.

And god forbid you get an after nightclub sweaty one....

Not recently bitter. Honest.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:03, closed)
Not make your tongue tired?
As much as I don't want to do this as it will seriously dent my reputation, I need to call in a quote from Sex and the City:

"Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing!"

/does not own the boxset and the movie. Honest.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:38, closed)
I don't know what you mean
I actually did tear that bit of skin! Blood and swelling ensued, but I didn't realise 'til i finished the job.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:49, closed)
Nah, doesn't taste that bad
Having compared both, going down on a guy is much easier than going down on a girl. both taste similar in how nice it is, although the flavours are very different.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:04, closed)
Hahaha nice!
If they don't like it in their mouth, simply splurge 'em in the eye and see which they prefer haha
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:36, closed)
Treat it like an oyster
You're supposed to swallow it whole, not chew it.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:18, closed)
All men enjoy their own
Or is that farts?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:57, closed)
I heard
that male pornstars eat a lot of tomatoes cos it makes it taste nicer for the female co-stars. Might be bullshit though.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:24, closed)
Drink lots of pineapple juice, apparently.
Or, if your girlfriend has pissed you off, eat lots of sugar puffs.

*no longer has girlfriend*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:59, closed)

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