Princess Beatrice [Andrew & Fergie's eldest] as I've a liking for red heads. If she follows her mother for antics, then a very fun & chaotic time would be had.
(trainee mad doctor is currently trying to build a secret laboratory, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Tanya Arnold.
I'm not proud, and she sounds like a female Alan Partridge, but there's something.....
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:58, 4 replies)

Clare from steps (the one with the big singing mouth)
She was lovely-ish then. Now she's a bit more normal looking with a bit of meat on her bones i'd...love to kiss her..ahaaahhhhh......(sort of) yes! thanks
( underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)

After this week,
Theres only one lady for me:

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:47, 31 replies)

Carol Kirkwood
Just yes! And I know she's Scottish :P
(bottle_cap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:45, 2 replies)

Anneka Rice
Challenge Anneka was utterly fantastic and a staple part of my younger years. Not because of the general do-goodery, of course.
( shadyron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)

back in the day, Miranda Richardson
she who played Queenie in Blackadder 2 plus various other bit parts including Eva Braun in the Comic Strip's 'Churchill- the Hollywood Years' spoof.. I've always found funny women attractive - lucky me for I have one.

What also used to be my problem were actresses who were smoking hotties in their day but would now not be a particularly pleasant task, i.e Vanessa Redgrave in The Devils in 1971, Francesca Annis in Dune in 1984 and as has already been mentioned, Jacqueline Pierce of Servalan fame (Blake's Seven). Ah well. Good job I'm settled then, innit?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:40, 3 replies)

Dr Alice Roberts
that is all
(weaselinajetengine, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:33, 3 replies)

Susie Dent from Countdown.
(mcnelson, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:28, 7 replies)

Ruth Goodman
'er from Victorian Pharmacy, Edwardian Farm, etc. And no, I don't know why either.
(Bobby Falafel, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Dawn French, coz she's the only funny woman ever
but coz she dodges salad i'd have to roll her in flour first and find the damp spot
(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:26, 2 replies)

If I die in my sleep tonight
my internet search history from trying to figure out who half these people are is going to make it look like I've wanked myself to death over a serious of dubiously attractive women.

Actually, I may have.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:19, 3 replies)

kids mostly
really young kids
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:12, 2 replies)

Ruth Jones.
I'm not sure whether it's her Welsh accent, inviting cleavage or pretty face -- but whenever I see her on TV I get a little excited.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Maxine Carr
Something about her eyes. Pity she aided Ian Huntley - what a waste.
(karnuvap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Sister Wendy Beckett
(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:32, 1 reply)

Nina from Nina and the Neurons (CBBC)
would have to gag her though as she has a scots accent
( nikdude, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:30, 6 replies)

An adult female who isn't dressed as a kitten or an orc.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:24, 7 replies)

Sarah Teather (Lib Dem MP)
I saw her on Question Time a few moons back and thought she just has to be be a minx in bed.
( underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:16, 3 replies)

Kim and Aggie
from how clean is your house fame.
( Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Caroline Quentin
Sorry.
(wheelemin, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:06, 1 reply)

Zoe Wannamaker
and shilpa shetty as a threesome
(essexfriend, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:49, Reply)

*not conventionally attractive celebrity's name here* PHWOAR, I'D SMASH THAT.
NEXT!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:47, 10 replies)

Dragons Harem...
Deborah Meaden and that new Hillary one. Maybe they would like to go three ways? Im out. Im in. Im out. Im in....etc, etc.
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Marleeeen
from "Green Green Grass" two obvious reasons.
(karnuvap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:37, 1 reply)

Cheetara from Thundercats
....sluttyist cartoon character ever!! Dirty bitch!
(Fingers of Fudge, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Failing that, Miss Hoolie from Balamory.
Whoa, mama!
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:28, 10 replies)

Bonnie Langford
Wrong in so many ways, yet ginger and bendy all the same...
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)

With those glasses and cheeky smile, Keith Bennett
(uttertosser, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:17, 1 reply)