PHOTOSHOP A CHINESE MAN JUMPING AT THE BEACH


Update: here's a cut-out version by barryheadwound


This guy showed up on a Chinese forum and asked them to photoshop a skateboard onto his photo.

They responded like b3ta would.

But surely we can do better? You don't want to be beaten in direct competition by a (person living in an allegedly) COMMUNIST (state), do you? Open up your favourite image manipulation software and make that man look even sillier. Or the Chinese have won.

EDIT: Okay, this appears to be the official unofficial rogue compo.
Let's be honest, the other one is a good idea and everything, but it's drying up already isn't it?
Do join in.
You don't have to add your posts to the compo but lots of people have, it's just a bit of fun :D

EDIT2: HERE IS AN ARCHIVE OF OUR EFFORTS THANKS TO BORIS THE SPIDER
( zoldergoose, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:22, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Post it note theatre
Anything you want as long as it's drawn on or using sticky notes!

Everything from s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/79786/1251903089/bored.jpg
to technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/donkey_kong_post_its.jpg
( keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:11, Reply)

"All the nice girls love a sailor"
Why?
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)

literal logos ?
Seems like an idea brewing

b3ta.com/board/9671333

b3ta.com/board/9670974
( g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Insensitive productplacement
Photoshop your most Awkward product placement.

- I would have made a mockup for this...but can't since i'm at work.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Alternate uses for Oasis
Apparently Oasis fell apart last Friday (and not 10 years ago when they last released anything of note), what on earth use are they now?

Shop stuff and try to avoid simple pictures of them in shit "because they were shit"
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

animal mashups
quite a few people have been making animal mash ups so why not do a compo for it
(radial head fracture, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Make things I like.
Open up your favourite image editing tool and make things to entertain me. Winner gets to bask in my blood and vomit.
( Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 18:11, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Disney/Marvel mashups
According to reports Disney have just bought Marvel.
Before the cash cow starts milking, lets get in there first and draw all the bastard team ups and crossovers that will no doubt follow as Mickey Mouse joins the XMen, we get Beauty and the Hulk and the Little Mermaid does battle with Sub Mariner :)


( HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Confusius says ...,
How would he enlighten us in the 21st century with his wisdom?
(Maiden_Tieone, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 22:35, Reply)

If you were head of your local tourist board...
Familiarity breeds contempt. How would you "sell" your local town in a potentially more than honest way?

(Bear in mind I'm from Wolverhampton. It wouldn't be a glowing review.)
( chulk607, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 2:17, Reply)

Might as well suggest it seeing as I mention on /talk
A Panini sticker album esque version of popular b3tans.. featuring pictures and comedy stats about them. Imagine the hilarity!
( pickspicks, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 0:44, Reply)

Idea for an image challenge
Celeb-Fusion!

ie Osama Bin Gaga

The bin with a bit of lightning on his face!
(bigpij, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 0:15, Reply)

Paint!
For all of those poor sods who don't use Photoshop, get your own back with this Compo and make really crap pictures using Paint!
(. Y . ), Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Chairs!
Who's really disappointed that those rocket chairs still haven't been invented? Show us the perfect chair, be it sentient, rocket powered, full of gadgets, made of toast...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:42, Reply)

The Beatles
On September 9, The Beatles: Rock Band will be released. All of the albums by The Beatles will be released remastered on that day also. So this week, the challenge is The Beatles.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:35, Reply)

"My day" according to Yorkshiremen
"My day" according to Yorkshiremen. People from Yorkshire are always telling us "kids of today" how much better/difficult it was back in their day. But what did life look like back in their day?
(jammers, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 18:39, Reply)

WAFFLES!

(BlazingToast is burning down the house. With pure, hot funk, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

usernames.
With all the...interesting usernames on the site, we could probably do a fun challenge where you create an image for your username. or someone elses...
(danglesmurf, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 5:11, Reply)

Movie Sequils
Make a sequil to any movie. Example: "Jaws 10: That darn shark!" or "Halloween 7: Sugar Rush"
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 3:20, Reply)

super heroes simply arent that super...
They wear pants outside theyre clothes, only retards do that type of stuff, thy have suites that make it impractical to get laid or have a shit, they tend to look like gender benders on a night and generally run geek chores through the day.

Lets have a challenge to make th worst super heroes possible to make the real super heroes look good.
( squid head, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:16, Reply)

FRIED BREAD

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:17, Reply)

BLACK PUDDING!

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:17, Reply)

HASH BROWNS!

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:16, Reply)

BACON!

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Making things GAY!!!!
Making things GAY!!!! The posibilities are endless!! You could take Knight Rider for instance and call it "Gay Rider" and give kit a gay attitude.You could also use songs,films,or how about James Bond go "Gay Bond?".The Mitchell Bros from Eastenders become trannies and become the Mitchell sisters!.Gordon Brown dumping his wife to have an affair with Bruce Forsythe! It is truely limitless with ideas.
(grimlock1975, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 17:53, Reply)

Catchphrase
The ITV quiz show was always a hotbed of badly-drawn puns and rarely-heard sayings. Let's have Mr Chips and Roy Walker show us how it's done.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:48, Reply)

NHS
Show your support for that finest of British institutions, by shopping it as bad as them over there thinks it is.
( mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:15, Reply)