topical...but risky
The history of the world according to Carter Ruck.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Supertramp
Not the band but lets take all our most loved/hated celebs & turn them into tramps!
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)

OMG I can't charge my iPhone
What will happen when we run out of power?
Face it, we're fucked if we don't stop wringing our hands and build some new power stations*. Shop what will happen if we don't.

*We're fucked anyway. Entropy predicts the heat-death of the expanding universe.Luckily it won't be for a few billion years.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)

If the Tories were in charge
May as well prepare ourselves for whats to come
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

New logos for brands
Let's get sued by every global corporation
( rob, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hybrid Superheroes
If you took one superhero & mixed it with another superhero, what superhero would you get? Remember, only use superheroes. EXCELSIOR!
(trekadam30, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:49, Reply)

What If Hollywood Did Porn?
What would it be like, if Hollywood made porn films? Would Hoag be Riding Miss Daisy? Would Norman Thayer Jr. be On Golden Blonde? The possibilities are (thankfully) almost endless. See what you can come up with.
(trekadam30, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:43, Reply)

Pictures of when it were all fields
there's a lot of talk (and almost always has been) of how "B3ta used to be good", what it was like when "the old crowd were about" and that "it's not like it was in my day".

Well show us what you mean, give us new images that sum up B3ta's glory days. The sort of thing that made you shit yourself with laughter and run to the loo in masturbatory delight. Prove that it was in some way better then or just shut up and stop moaning grandad.

Either you'll have to agree its the same as ever or you might kick start a renaissance with your efforts.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:51, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hybrid Sports
In the light of chess boxing - what other unlikely sports can you combine? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing
( rob, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 7:47, Reply)

a different world
Show us how the world would be different if a particular rich / famous / ridiculous person hadn't been born ...b3tans choose which person
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 7:12, Reply)

happy coupling
new to this so apols if bindun ..."show us the products of liaisons between unlikely consenting couples (or with an animal/inanimate object if coupling seems too gross/unlikely)"
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:58, Reply)

The Censorship Challenge
Use black censorship bars / pixelization to make something look much ruder than it really is.
( rob, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 8:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Photoshop Sigourney Weaver.
As she was born on october 8th 1949, today sees the Alien basher hit
60. How about a week's photo mashing in her honour?




en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigourney_Weaver
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 8:07, Reply)

Stress relief toys
Squeeze? i dont think so!
more like a Gordon Brown BOPPIT
(JakeSeath101, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Posh and Common Animals
A Gorilla with a monocle?
Perhaps a tiger with a flat-cap and a pipe?
( Herr Tezcat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:54, Reply)

New superheroes!
The ones we have now are boring.
Why not create new superheroes with exotic super powers?
Here is a fine example: www.b3ta.com/board/9728674
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Make everything angry.
And I'm not just talking about TOAPS using capitals. Create angry animals, disgruntled plants, furious household appliances...
Basically I'm in a bad mood.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Monty Python
Monty Python is celebrating it's 40th anniversary so lets dust off the dead parrot and have an argument!!!
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Bottled
First there was ships-in-a-bottle, then kittens-in-a-bottle.

What else has been grown in a glass vessel?*

*Yeast, yogurt and grog have already been done
( glasnt is playing herself off., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:01, Reply)

I've grown tired of trying to make poverty history
help me make poverty science instead.
( arrangedletters, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 2:40, Reply)

According to Apple, there's an app for that and according to Subway, there's a sub for that.....
What elses is there something for?
(newintown, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Welcome to District 10...........
It's right next door to District 9, but who's inside?
(newintown, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Google wave launches and a Tsunami hits the South Pacific........
Surely that can't be a consequence. A lot fewer people died this time round, so is it time to see the light side of tsunami's, floods, earthquakes and other natural disasters?
(newintown, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:07, Reply)

If polititians had to tell the truth at party conferences...........
Peter Mandleson might make a stand on his homosexuality.
Nick Clegg might admit he doesn't give a fuck really.
David Cameron might come clean on his plans to scrap everything.
Gordon Brown might actually apologise for being a useless cunt.
(newintown, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Unsuccessful Top Gear Challenges
Following James May's recent accidient and the Richard Hammond crash, photoshop your own Top Gear carnage.
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:07, Reply)

From BIG screen to wipe clean.... porno film names
Edward jizzinherhands
ET: The Extra Testicle
District 69
Cloudy With a Chance of Meat Shafts
Brokeback Mount-Him
In Pursuit of Fappyness

you sir could win one internet; available at participating retailers while stocks last
(Spakmitten, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What if it was still the 80's?
What would our early 21st century world look like if it was still the 80's? Show us with photoshop. Bonus points if you use actual 80's technology to make your picture.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:09, Reply)

QVC - B3ta style
It's amazing what tat gets flogged on Shopping Channels, and also the celebrities they get to promote it. So, fire up photoshop and show us new tat they can flog on these channels, and perhaps the celebrities who would endorse it. And remember to show us those low, low prices.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Simulated animal cruelty
Photoshop the legs off a spider, digitally insert fireworks up a cats arse..
IT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S NOT REAL!!!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

B3ta's Windows 7 launch party!
Microsoft has suggested that people should hold launch parties for it's new operating system, and to help it's released this video.

Why doesn't B3ta have a Windows 7 launch party, using the 'PhotoPalooza' theme they suggested?
If we send them the pictures from our party, we get a free copy of Windows 7 signature edition!!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:55, Reply)