Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Your Worst NightmareYour chance to truly screw with the heads of fellow b3tans. Use any method to illustrate your worst nightmare. What makes your blood curdle, your skin stand on edge and your arse cringe? Personally, my worst nightmare is being woken up by a seagull standing on my chest whilst playing a recorder.
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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:10,
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15 years ago)
3D!!We've all got our free 3D glasses from Sainsbury's, right?
So let's have some fun before the dog chews them up.
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revolution now 👊, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:59,
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Health and SafetyI bought a microwave last year that had such wonderful instructions as "do not use for heating the room" and my favourite "do not use to dry pets" (I thought that story was an urban myth).
However, none of these had illustrations.
Please show me some of the best health and safety instructions your B3TAn minds can come up with
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:01,
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The MoonI love the moon, it makes me all happy and we'd be dead without it. Probably. It could also crash in to earth, killing us all instantly. Please give our lovely luna the photoshopping she deserves.
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The Vomiting Hitchhiker Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:46,
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the fresh produce of TERRORThis week the "turnip taliban" have been pretty active in the british press. Are they the only groceries that want to overthrow society? I doubt it
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spacefish bong!, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 8:54,
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Disabled Movie Heroes!Take your average action flick and replace the star with someone much less physically able :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:44,
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latest was 15 years ago)
We are the World...LandmarksLandmarks with a B3ta twist, points for world heritage status...
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 21:50,
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computer games made old skoolpretty much what it says on the tin folks, recreate a recent computer game old skool style, for example: modern warfare 2 as an amiga game, tony hawks in 8 bit, etc etc..
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euphemisms are go......milk your favourite to comic effect
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cut the crap.....what were the original rejected titles for famous films and how would they have been promoted?
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When every band has a PhD in MedicineUK metal band Carcass used a medical dictionary to write their lyrics, so why shouldn't every other band? Bring to the world the wonderous creations of Medical Pink Floyd, Gangrene Day and Syringes 'n' Roses.
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If the media hysteria was trueSo the large hadron collider destroys the Earth. Swine flu kills everyone except Maddie as nobody can find her and Princess Dianna becoming the second coming of Jesus
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Pictures that aren't fucking Star WarsI know it sounds difficult, but how about a competition where you can post anything as long as it's not fucking Star Wars.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 23:02,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Websites for the elderlyValerie Singleton is helping older folk get on the web-let's welcome them. I said, LET'S WELCOME THEM. No, WELCOME.
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MartinH, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:46,
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adobe are in financial strife.....how can b3tans come to the rescue with new photoshop features?
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if chavs ruled the world.......just how f*cked up would things be?
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Anti-establishment figures sell outIn the spirit of John Lydon selling butter, create pictures of figures known for their disdain for the commercial and the corporate selling out and advertising inappropriate items. eg "Even Rage Against Machine love the new Xerox photocopier" "Smiths Crisps, now in Morri-Sea Salt and Cider Vinegar and Charming Flan flavours"
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Image ChallengeHow about Ruin Your Childhood? Photoshop your favourite toys, then never look at them again because you can't bear to look at them any more.
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Pudsey Bear.....Doing horrendous things
e.g
raping the queen
laughing at starving africans
etc
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Turning characters from good to evil, and vice versaTake a characters that is normally light i.e. Kermit the frog and reimagine him dark, perhaps tearing Miss Piggy's head off. And vice versa, a nice picture of Darth Vader dressed in pastels picking flowers.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:48,
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15 years ago)
The world celebrates 40 years of Sesame Street this week, but it hasn't been on British television since 2001.Show us what kids in the UK are missing!
eg www.b3ta.com/board/9786654
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:32,
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This year's must have Christmas toys!In homage to this: www.b3ta.com/board/9786019
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Unseen Movie Prequels...Open up photoshop and show us non-existent prequels to known movies.
Inspired by this twitter post here:
twitter.com/#search?q=%23unseenprequels
*oh noes! Not another movie compo*!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:49,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Zombies v Zoombies!Who would win? A shuffling corpe horde or the Sprinting Dead?
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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:56,
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Clowns...go mad with the freaky wierdos
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:04,
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Professor Nutt was sacked for disagreeing with the Government on the dangers of drugs. Show us why drugs are bad!Or, show us why they are great!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:08,
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What is hiding under your bed?Spiders?
A family of hedgehogs?
A 6 year old Vietnamese girl?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:28,
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