Easter gags...
Inappropriate Happy Easter cards, hollow chocolate penises, Easter baskets filled with S&M toys and cannisten. Make a gag for Easter and watch it become viral.
(juvey note to self, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 12:04, Reply)

Brian Blessed
We all love him, so why not give him a challenge all to himself?
(schrumpfen, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 1:41, Reply)

Selling yourself
If you were given a free 10-second advert to be broadcast on every TV channel in the world, what would you do with it?
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 20:28, Reply)

The breakdown of society
Who is specifically responsible, and what are you going to do about it?
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 20:23, Reply)

Oh Godfather!
It's Don Vito Corelone's daughter's wedding, and as we all know, no Sicillian can refuse a request on such a day, so what would you ask the Don for?
(Comrade Tom, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 17:56, Reply)

The Lengths a Record Label goes to promote an Artist?
In this wonderful world of viral marketing, can you come up with the extreme lengths record labels will go to promote an artist.
Use "Urban Myth Club" as the artist, "Helium" and the album title.

Check www.urbanmythclub.com for inspiration for images.
(trlmuso, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 14:04, Reply)

The Boss
When the body was created a meeting was called to discuss which limb or organ would be the overall boss.

The hand’s cried, “We are boss, we do all the work, we pick stuff up, make things”.

Then the Leg’s protested, “Bugger that, we are the boss, we carry all you lot around”

The eye’s chipped in, “Well, if it wasn’t for us, you wouldn’t know where you were going”

Then the f**king brain piped up, “Well, its pretty dam obvious that I’m the boss around here, I do all the thinking and already tell you lot what to do”.

We’ll, no one said a f**king word!

Then all of a sudden the arsehole shouted, “I’m the boss”.

Everyone pissed them self’s laughing and carried on arguing.

So the arsehole simply, “CLENCHED”

The hands got sweaty, the legs trembled, they eye’s cried, and the brain swelled.
No one could function, so in the end they all gave in!

And the moral of the story is, ‘YOU DON’T NEED A BRAIN TO BE THE BOSS’

What i'm trying to say is I would like to see a image challenge regarding the f**king MD!
(EggMonkey, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 12:16, Reply)

If...
Chav hunting was legal and encouraged
(Lovefist233 Bothering Sheep since..., Mon 3 Apr 2006, 19:40, Reply)

Inappropriate marriages
What if Becks had married Pat Butcher instead of Posh? I wanna see the wedding photos!
( Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 3 Apr 2006, 0:20, Reply)

if the world was a cartoon
i love the old batman stuff and i wondered what it would be like if when u hit sum1 then it would actually go biff! bang! pow! also a quality song mite i add
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 1 Apr 2006, 21:11, Reply)

if celebrities had diseases
inspired by that ginger bloke out of simply red, not so much a disease more a disability
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 1 Apr 2006, 14:39, Reply)

stupid girls
post stupid girl pics inspird by P!NK
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 1 Apr 2006, 14:37, Reply)

if godzilla was gay?
what trails would he leave and what would he eat and what would his eggs look like?
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 1 Apr 2006, 14:36, Reply)

Render the bizzare practices from http://www.thehun.com
In a safe for work manner. for instance, for

A fat girl inserting a bottle from Tomas

You could do a picture of a fat girl inserting a bottle somewhere else other than the obvious place, for instance into a post box.
(Pete_G, Sat 1 Apr 2006, 12:50, Reply)

What if....
B3TA was still funny? What would we be laughing at instead of cheap gags about rape and AIDS?
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Sat 1 Apr 2006, 10:31, Reply)

If Mr Tourrettes made all our Public Signs
If Mr Tourrettes (see www.shitflap.com) made all our public information and highway signs, what would our high street / shopping mall / whole fcukng world look like? Inspired by another inane public announcementn on the trainzzz....
(DickScratcher, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 11:23, Reply)

Really really good pictures
No overall theme, just a collection of really really good pictures. Like the main board, I guess, but you're not allowed to submit "Looked good in my head" type stuff. It's got to look good on the board as well. Really good. So good you'd marry it and have little photographs of children. But not the naughty kind. I'm talking human-picture offspring. They'd be freaks. Even paedophiles would be all "Argh, what the fuck is that? Can it be milked? Get it the fuck away from me!"
( Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 3:56, Reply)

when good samaritans go far too far.
inspired by an annoying g.s. on the streetcar today who ended up being told off by a big 'mean' person who everyone else secretly wanted to kiss/worship/give money.
( postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 2:05, Reply)

What if everyone had Down Syndrome?
I was thinking about this today...
(SpadgeyPants has snagged your nads., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 16:08, Reply)

Brazilians in space
In honour of today's news. All gold, if maybe a bit quick to date....
(twilkosta, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 16:08, Reply)

When RPGers attack!
What if RPGers were no longer the geeks and the nerds of the world but in fact the leader and rulers, and cave-trolls run internet dating agencies, dragons are bank managers, and Role-Players play at being civil servants of a cold winter evening. "Rolls Dx20 for pencils of sharpness!"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:07, Reply)

if sex was banned...
what alternative use could condoms have?
( duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:50, Reply)

What if postcards told the truth?
What if postcards told the truth?
( WOLF .™, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:00, Reply)

It's a topsy-turvey world
What if good was evil and men were women and big was small and young was old and left was right?

Photoshop a world where things have been reversed.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 18:11, Reply)

PostSecret
The least secret postsecret you can think of....
(Bobo148, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 17:02, Reply)

nicked from futurama
what if real life where more like a video game?
(chanceypants wakka chakka whaaawo, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 15:22, Reply)

Crap DVD extras
Photoshop deleted scenes, bloopers, bad original casting ideas, alternate endings etc. from your favourite film or TV programme.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 10:45, Reply)

If Brittney Spears got political
think if She had power what would she do? What campaign slogans! New laws proposed etc.The horrors!
(pulelehua.geo Ultralurker, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 6:08, Reply)

Moments that didn't make it into the Bible
Just imagine the out takes and bloopers that didn't make it into the bible.
(AmericanBastard, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 17:31, Reply)