Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Renaissance artShop renaissance art, no specific theme just change the damn pictures
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:25,
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Big In JapanLiteral song titles
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:16,
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HorrorScare the shit out of us all. Extra points if you make us have to leave the light on at bedtime. Instant win if you have someone in tears with sheer fright.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:46,
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Image Challenge - fucked up valentineHow about a challenge around the theme of valentines day? we get fucked by the government, but we also get fucked over by the ones we love. or not.
think about it, it be just fucked up cards, or how about just fucked up messages such as Happy Valentines Day, I'm shagging your brother.
au revoir, auf weidersein etc etc etc etc
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Smiles.Dead simple: make the world a happier place by putting smiles on stuff.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:34,
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FACT: Nationality + Object or Action = SEX MOVE.The best ones have alliteration and are Eastern European/Eurasian.
Mongolian Mudslap
Bulgarian Bulldozer
Turkish Turnip
Tazmanian Turkey Baster
etc.
'Last night, she let me do the Iranian Igloo!'
'...where did you get that much velcro?'
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DRAGONS! DRAGONS! DRAGONS!and, just in case you weren't paying attention, just like the last time i suggested this, FUCKING DRAGONS!!!!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:10,
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Geographymake the countries, islands and other geographical features of Earth come to life
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:12,
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School LessonsIf B3ta was put in charge of education, what would lessons be like?
How do you dissect a CDC in biology?
Obligatory "PE is banned" signs?
And of course, Politics lessons about Baldmonkey.
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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:20,
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If IKEA made sex toysapart from the obvious splinter risk, what would those toys be like?
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ascorbate, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:50,
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BODY MODSnot just your average plastic surgery
What if you could unzip your ballsack and keep stuff in there like your keys and shit?
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German Life On Mars..
Those crafty Krauts are re-making Life on Mars.....
I think it's an ideal way of being casually racist on so many levels!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:35,
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Pointless USB devicesInvent the most pointless devices to make USB compatible.
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:47,
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Blockbuster remakesWhat if blockbuster epics were remade with a B3ta 2011 feel to them? What would the advertising poster look like? e.g. Ben Hur, Godfather, Ghandi, Spartacus etc, etc.
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*Failed*New years resolutionsWhat have you failed to give up? What do you refuse to give up? Why do we pretend every year that we're going to give up something?
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Image Challenge SuggestionOn watching another advertisement on TV for bed mattresses that promise you a quality nights sleep I noticed that it was only male and female couples who apparently need a good nights sleep. I felt sorry for the LGBT community who are under represented in ad`s like this... can we image challenge for all the others who aren’t getting a lookin in TV or magazine ad`s but also clearly buy their products
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Gerry AndersonHis puppets are on our stamps now, so perhaps we should celebrate the wonders of Captain Scarlet and Lady penelope too
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 6:43,
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Kim Jong-ilLet's bum him, there's nothing funnier than a photoshopped Despot.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:54,
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Making boring jobs more fun.Imagine if being a bus driver meant you could pass a current through the seat of any passenger, just because. Or if the Andrex factory had giant Nerf guns for firing toilet rolls at each other during lunch.
Enliven the lives of the downtrodden masses with new, fun ways of doing mundane jobs.
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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:14,
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MonumentalThe future - today!
What will be celebrated or criticised (probably mostly criticised) in years to come? Who will be depicted in statues and monuments and will they realise that granite is fact likely to last far longer than the life size bronze they plonked on?
Plus will it move and that? This is the future after all.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:35,
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everyday objects through the eyes of a b3tanLook around you, pick an object, then draw/shop it. Either:
b) depict its majesty via the medium of drawing and shopping
a) redesign it to be better
iv) change it's surroundings so it is somewhere/doing something else
d) kittens and cake
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:10,
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8 bit computer game - modern movie tie-inA modern movie version of Yie Ar Kung Fu. Or 'Inception' for the Zx Spectrum. For example
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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INSTRUCTIONS...Everything has them these days; instructions to tell you how to use a product properly, how not to hold it, how to use something safely etc.
So open up Photoshop and show us some B3ta examples of instruction books and leaflets for any product you wish
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:55,
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ParentsWith the news that Elton john and David Furnish have reproduced, show us what the offspring of other famous but unlikely parents might look like.
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How the world will look this time next year.What do you think 2011 will bring?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 14:47,
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14 years ago)
A one word challenge with two words:CHARLIE SHEEN!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:09,
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Ridiculous foodstuffs.Significantly inspired by Monty Python's box of chocolates including the Crunchy Frog Surprise, but also because after too much coffee I once started producing images of Descartian lollipops that deny their own existence, and I'm sure everyone else could do much better.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:37,
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Christmas toy advertising.
Advertising companies manage to make crap toys look amazing. You know the sort of thing, you see a big box with a fantastic space battle on the front, buy it only to find a useless mass produced piece of plastic inside that will be broken or binned or forgotten by Boxing day.
What if they had to be 100% honest? Or even better, what if they could be 100% dishonest?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:23,
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