Sum up the internet in one picture.
No rules, no guidelines.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:02, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Make fatties useful
The British are the fattest people in Europe and a recent study predicted that by 2025 the lazy, gluttonous, glandular blamers will cost the NHS 20 billion pounds. So lets find some worthwhile uses for these tubs of lard so that they may have a place in society and avoid eventually being hunted down and burnt.


(bunglist, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:39, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Health & Safety in the movies (or any fiction)
inspired by b3ta.com/board/10391548
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:42, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Image Challenge suggestion
What's going on behind the scene at the royal wedding?
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Fiona Bruce
Put La Bruce into any situation you want, but keep it clean. The smutty vixen deserves no less.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 7:48, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Sports with new rules
Loop-the-loops in Formula one, and multi-ball in football. Chess on LSD?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)

batman

(herman:D, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:09, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

jesus in video games
Celebrate Easter by putting Jesus into your favourite console/computer game
(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Albums as book covers
Like these. www.flickr.com/photos/cgstopgo/sets/72157623910604943/with/5584000606/
( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

In keeping with the QOTW
Portray sheer terror. Make us wet our pants in fright.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

New Fictional Detectives
TV Companies are always on the lookout for the next big 'Detective/Crime' show to rack up the body count on prime time TV. So whip out Photoshop and show us some new and perhaps unlikely TV/Film Detectives, and the type of crimes they would investigate
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:38, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The IRA.
In this age of suicide bombers we remember the gentle loveable rogues the IRA and pay tribute to their gentle almost fluffy legacy.
( Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:04, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The obesity crisis
Suggest ways to Make Britain Slim.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Undesirable holidays
Advertise holidays you might not want to take. Surfing in Japan. Sailplane gliding in Libya. Caving in Chile. Any more ideas?
(pip2, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 1:01, Reply)

YESTOA vs NOTOAV
Pick your side. Make propaganda to make people vote your way.
( rob, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Back To The Future Today
In the film Back to the Future, Marty McFly went back 30 years from 1985 to 1955. What would happen if he went back 30 years from now, 2011 to 1981?
(pip2, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 1:32, Reply)

Extreme old people
Grannys skateboarding, Grandads parachuting and everything in between. Drop a bomb and lay a donk on it or whatever the kids are saying these days.
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:10, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The Stop Smoking Challenge
My mum just died of emphysema on mothers day. I've given up, and I'd like to encourage others too. It's a horrible way to go, so spare your loved ones
(djlumpyrulesok beware of cousin Mosquito and his solo, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Satan and the Pope
What would it look like if Satan would marry the Pope?


(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

How SHOULD elections work?
first past the post and AV+ are very dull.

Show us how you would determine who should run the country...
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

the last hurrah for the daily/sunday mail
make a pic for a story that would only ever be found in the DM
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Piss and shit.
Hey, it'll bring all the tribes together.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 2:53, Reply)

Intelligent animals

(Smale is stuffed, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Natural disasters, world events and their advertising opportunity.
I'm getting fed up with seeing really interesting and/or uplifting YouTube videos being spoiled by adverts for health supplements or Sainsburys Pet Insurance.

If pictures of historical events also included, or were, adverts, how would those marketing monkeys have manipulated the image?

Don't read the third paragraph, it will be pointless, detract from the initial message and simply waste your valuable time.

Really? If the previous warning wasn't enough, you just ploughed straight on and now look what's happened. You can't back down from reading and I can't give up the writin,jdsflzz. argh, heart-attack chest painzz, feeeee flep me! I'm dixxing.dsfdlkj sd gf, both sdf dm off the hook sdf now.
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(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

If you were God
What would b3tans do if given absolute power?
How would you have made the world a better different place?
Who'd be suffering in hell for their sins against you?
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

unusable stock photos
pick one of these and shop it: www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos

inspired by this: www.b3ta.com/links/609693

Compo idea thought of by: www.b3ta.com/links/609735

posted here for you all cos I also think this is a fab idea.

:D Vote please!

edit: I did no: 44

( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:17, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Pizza toppings made to look like famous people

(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:45, Reply)

separated at harvest
celebrities that look like veg. make them look more like veg, then show us the results.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:43, Reply)

rocket animals

(herman:D, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:04, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)