Why you don't post here any more
TWO PART CHALLENGE!
1. Do a picture of what it is that you're up to that is so much more important than spending the day here on B3ta.
2. Show people what you want to see here, that would stop you doing what it was you were doing in part 1.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:49, Reply)

Extreme drug taking
Too often people try to take too many dangerous drugs which results in death. If the actual technique of drug taking was more dangerous perhaps less death would happen, or perhaps more.

Either way, spend the week designing new ways to ingest lovely, lovely drugs. Lets see some shotgun paracetamolling, acid bathing and cocaine snowboarding.


( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Once there was just Coca Cola. Then in the intervening 130 years there's been 12 alternate flavours.
There used to be only HP sauce, now multiplied by a billionfold variants of chilli, curry, custard powder flavour.

What next? What worthy original brand has been unnecessarily multiplied manifold by the wanton greed of marketing wankers? Show your branding of the likes of Tangerine Marmite or the limited edition Americium-241 bicycle clips.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Colin Baker.
Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)

pirates versus ninjas

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:40, Reply)

search is broken

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:00, Reply)

"I have a brilliant idea for your website, Mr Cadbury"
Pitch some ideas for features which commercial websites should add to their pages to improve them, whether that be an app, a game or a new type of captcha or scrollbar.

(Read: take the piss out of a company via the medium of web design)
( monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Punchlines Illustrated
Create a image that represents the punchline of a joke and see if people can guess the set-up.


( Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What tradition really means...
Bonfire night is all about the agonising death of a man by fire...Christmas is all about a man breaking into your house...
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/89703/1352068063/guyfawkes.jpg
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:34, Reply)

pirates vs ninjas

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Star Wars / The Walt Disney Comapny
business.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/31/disney-deal-lucas-turns-to-the-dark-side/?hpt=hp_c3

what will star wars look like in 100 years?
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 8:08, Reply)

Disney/Lucas/Marvel
Disney (who already own Marvel) have bought all things Lucas (films, games, etc) for $4Billion. Show us what greatness they could achieve by combining their goods, Pixar's Day of the Tentacle, or Grim Fandango perhaps?
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 22:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Missing letters and incorrect spelling
On film, books, TV.... anything. www.grahamrawle.com/lostconsonants/ This sort of thing...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Spiders!


Poor fellers get a lot of bad press when in fact they're rather useful and just want to be our friends.
Create some pro-arachnid propaganda to help our 8 legged friends be accepted back into society.
( Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Donald Trump's comb-over
The world's second silliest hairstyle (after Jedward) needs the b3ta treatment.
( notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Jimmy Savile
Come on, you know you want to.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 8:36, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Things that evolution left behind.
What happened to three armed people with eyes in back of their head. Cats that walk on their front legs.

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Invent a new animal
Play god and come up with something new. Is it land based, aquatic, airborne or all three? How has it adapted to its environment, what does it feed on, why have you drawn its penis so big?
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Brand Crossovers
We've seen manly brands such as JCB, DeWalt and Caterpiller translated into clothing, which frankly is boring.

My favourite brand crossover is the Duracell Energy Drink, which turns out is unofficial and has got P&G all hot and bothered, and probably just jealous for not thinking of it themselves

What about some other good and bad brand crossovers?

Wilkinson Sword Crisps?
Harpic Liqueur?
Persil Flat Screen TVs?
Cadbury Fish Fingers?


( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fingerpainting! It's not just for kids.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What's underneath a Scotsman's kilt?

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Pictured: A Flounce
Show us what happens when someone throws their toys out of the pram, and lets everyone know about it.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 20:56, Reply)

some sort of 'off topic is for wankers' compo?

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 16:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Subliminal messages
Try and mind-control b3ta for a week and show us how crafty you can be by slipping in a secret image/message into a picture...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:54, Reply)

If all dials went up to 11 or down to -10
I was watching Thunderball yesterday, and I was amused by the scene in the health farm where it appears that every piece of health equipment has been designed with settings that go up to a dangerous level, eg this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnsN_K5j7bA

So.. what would happen if all settings could be turned up impossibly high (or turned down to negative figures)?
( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

pirates vs ninjas

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Use the simple diagrams from the "My Family"
site to portray your family.
Here's mine from this weeks qotw -


(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:10, Reply)

Maps!
Design maps of places that (alas!) only exist in your head! Get carried away with "Here be dragons" notices! Animate real maps to show Italy kicking Sicily or Norway and Sweden masturbating Denmark! Or whatever!

Maps!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Coming out the closet

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)