Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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have we done turtles yet?if we haven't, can we do turtles yet?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:02,
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MasksOne word challenge.
Make a masks with real world objects, put them on pets and take photos, design a new one for Anonymous, shop famous ones, make terrible puns about masking tape and photoshop, you know the drill.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:13,
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Indians in spaceIndia has successfully launched a spacecraft to Mars.
Celebrate this achievement by making a racist picture involving elephants, turbans or a curry.
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Robots vs Paedophiles"Sweetie", a computer generated girl, has helped catch over 1000 kiddie fiddlers around the world, according to the news.
How else could robots & other futuristic technology be used to hunt the nappie-nudgers?
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The continuing adventures of Odd Sexual Proclivity Man.Episode 12 - "Don't worry, Madam - I'll fuck your fireplace for you."
Join us next week when OSP Man sticks his willy up a jam donut in the House of Commons.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 21:10,
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Governments policy On keeping the elderly WARM this winter.
Best advertisement campaign.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:00,
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New Mr Men.Roger Hargreaves may no longer be able to create new Arthur-Lowe voiced characters but I bet b3ta could. Show us how Mr Pedantic, Mr More Than My Job'sworth or Little Miss Tart would represent the genre in the 21st century?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:01,
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The hollywood internet.What if the internet existed in classic films? How would the characters have made use of it? How would they have been marketed? What plots would have been ruined?
Think this from when we last did the X internet about a year ago: www.b3ta.com/board/10819417
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:06,
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A Video Game name generator has just been posted on links....videogamena.me/
...create a cover for the game it creates for you.
Because I really want to see artwork for 'Dwarven Skate Punch-Out!!'
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Where's Jesus?According to the paintings on this site, Jesus could be just about anywhere.
ANYWHERE.
Provide us with examples of Jesus' location.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 20:37,
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The UK Space AgencyThe Government's decision to set up the UK SPace Agency has been hailed a success by - er - The Government. All well and good but few have much evidence of this "success". B3TA to the rescue; boot up photoshop and show the world how the UK Space Agency should look. British space craft, Cape Cardiff etc etc.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24706017
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:28,
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Whatever became of Gordon the Gopher, Edd the Duck and Nobby the Sheep?Draw their adventures or them queuing at the DSS
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:27,
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windfallwhat are we going to do with all these fucking trees? Replace the Shard with an Ewok Village?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:45,
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pixel art pixar(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:12,
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Celebrity EndorsementsCelebrities will do anything for money, the thieving, grubby - fingered, red carpet sniffing folk that they are. What will they do next?
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Hinkley Point C.Massive hens and tiny cocks.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:03,
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Tuff one this but...what other hoytie toytie, namby pamby, toffee-nosed, yuppie snob shops could you open down Brixton way....www.vice.com/en_uk/read/yuppie-out-tried-to-kick-the-yuppies-out-of-brixton-by-drinking-cider
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:24,
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Photofit AllstarsPhotoshop celebrities, the young, the old, whatever. Photos of all kinds are acceptable in the collage; use pictures of turds as moustaches for example. Go fucking wild.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:38,
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EuphemismsIllustrate your best examples. see Pedrohins recent description of an Atomic post: www.b3ta.com/board/11020806#post11020846
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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world war yshit and pointless prequels
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:59,
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Use Photoshop to make light of horrific child abduction stories.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:03,
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Should have gone to......The Specsavers adverts depict the potential consequences of not buying their product. A great idea so why aren't other firms using the same ploy? "Should have taken an imodium" "Sould have used Everest Double Glazing" (on the World Trade Centre). You get the idea; now shop it!!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:44,
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Dodgy propogandaPhotoshop your favourite dictator opening schools and hospitals.
Oh wait, already bindun www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-24495368
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thistle, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 19:54,
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FUNGUSit's national fungus day this week and one word challenges always seem to be popular
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:16,
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Typo Loco!What happens when a typo or autocorrect error gives you a visual image you can't get out of your head? Turn it into a image challenge!
Many Hanks,
e.m.m.y.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:52,
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Things that would win Nobel PrizesInvent something with the magic of photoshop that would definitely get you one of them there Nobel prizes - in celebration of another British one* from Professor Higgs.
Categories are literature, medicine, physics, chemistry, peace, and economics.
*Although it will soon be a Scottish one, possibly
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:40,
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