Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Ultimate FreakshowShow us a world where genetic modification is the norm. Would Prince Charles have arms growing out of his goddamn head?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 6:23,
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What would happen if LAD culture was a key part of politics?Prime Minister's Banter Time?
Hunting Sadam's wkds?
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Pig Bodine., Mon 14 Jul 2014, 12:14,
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World Cup ReportThe Independent - by Sam Wallace: Germany vs Argentina match report World Cup 2014 final: Gotze scores extra-time winner to crush Messi dream
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Made up problemsTongue & cheek cleaning bits on toothbrushes, hands-free soap dispensers, scented tampons...
What made-up problems will those pesky ad-men try to make people insecure about next and how will they advertise the tat to solve those problems?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 21:33,
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Bruce CampbellEverything would be better with more Bruce Campbell. Show us how other films would have been improved with more Bruce Campbell.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 21:23,
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Our kids won't understand...The sound of camera film winding on, floppy disks, repairing music with a pencil, Pluto being a planet: just some of the things our kids won't understand or recognise in the future. What will they make of such things if they find them in your loft in 2055?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 21:14,
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Accidental time traveller.If you were accidentally sent back in time, what modern knowledge would you use to become rich and powerful, have a laugh or get laid?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 20:17,
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Something something something album coversand show us the results.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 20:14,
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Guns!The Merkins seem to think so - so fire up Photoshop and show us how more guns would improve everyday life.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 20:03,
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Isn't it ironic?Show Alannis Morrisette how it should be done and Photoshop something actually ironic.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 20:00,
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What if politicians weren't lying cunts?Pick a manifesto promise in living memory and Photoshop what the world would be like if the lying cunts had kept their promises.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:58,
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What if the 80s had never ended?But it was still the 21st century. How would we be living modern life in an 80s stylee?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:55,
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What if dinosaurs had the internet?Cat's hadn't evolved yet, so what would the dinosaurs spend their time doing on the www?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:45,
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Your funeral.Illustrate your chosen method of worldy exit if money was no object.
I'd like to be sellotaped to a Triumph Bonneville, covered in landmines and aimed at a wall.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:59,
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Minimalist Movie Posters And Book CoversThere seem to be quite a few of these on the web, but I don't think it has ever been a b3ta challenge.
Obviously, they all pick classic films, so bonus points for making a more b3ta poster for something like Police Academy 4 : Citizens on Patrol.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:12,
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Low Cost CosplayIs it time for another dress up challenge?
Take a photo of you looking like your favourite film/tv/game character but only just. Inspired by... b3ta.com/links/Low_cost_cosplay
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 12:53,
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The B3ta Portrait GalleryPortraits in galleries are usually of wealthy dead people and their dogs. Very boring.
Make a portrait of the sort people who don't ever get recognised in such galleries. Sid Owen, for example.
Smallbrainfield will win - but there's always second place to play for.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:05,
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Sid JamesJust shop Sid James.
Like this
Imagine the possibilities
Dark Sid of the Moon.
West Sid Story.
Orbital - Insid's.
Stiltskin - Insid.
Cornershop - Sleep on the left Sid.
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Where are they now?Show us what TV/Film characters from your youth are up to now.
(Extra points if you don't include a convicted paedophile)
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Toy MashupGet two or more toys, combine and swap bits out for maximum lollage.
He-man centaur, Barbie Patch Kids, Buckarooyrogers, Lego Legolas, Hungry Hungry Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... the list is endless.
Photoshop or a strong pair of pliers are your tools.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:35,
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Illustrate Country song titlestaken from this www.allowe.com/laughs/book/Actual%20Song%20Titles.htm classic list.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:35,
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LovechildShow us the result of unusual unions be it the spawn of celebrities or the sproglets of the surreal (cupboards and bottoms, telephones and oranges, knuckles and omelettes). The world is your oyster/Jaffa cake.
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no trains, no planes, no automobilesImagine the modern world without modern transportation - how different would it be if the horse still reigned supreme? What else would be different?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:49,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 11:43,
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