Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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What if life really were like a box of chocolates?What would everyone's centres be like? Would Tony Blair be sugary and soft on the inside, or would opening his middle unleash the armies of Satan?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Aug 2006, 10:19,
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If life were more like a computer game. . .Like the mini-episode of futurama, for those who have seen it, only more b3ta-ish.
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FreudianSlap, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 17:52,
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Captain Corporation!With Sony's PS3 helping scientists to find a cure for Alzheimers, what happens when other multinational corporations use their powers for good instead of evil?
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Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now!, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 13:11,
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Back to school!Back to school, bah, stuff that, no sooner are the holidays here than people want you to go out and buy grey trews and pencil cases.... Though, in this day and age, is that really what you need to go back to school? How about a selection of household knives and a knuckle-duster? Oh well, I just have school trauma still, I guess.
And now you'll tell me this is an old idea... should learn to read, really...
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What if B3ta ran Her Majesty's Prison Service?How would B3ta administer the death penalty, organise conjugal visits and keep prisoners behind bars? What would b3ta do with Gary Glitter?
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Celebrity BuildingsJohn Lennon airport gathers Beatles fans and George Best airport attracts drunken football fans. If other buildings were renamed in honour of celebrities, what would they be like to visit?
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 23 Aug 2006, 19:36,
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how about,the personification of song...
ie. have HM slaughtering folk to the tune of killer queen
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New ideas for non-lethal weapons.Dog doo on a stick? Jade Goody in a box? What other great ways are there to disperse a rioting crowd?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:54,
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How about...instead of the image challenge (or rather: alongside the image challenge), we have a musical challenge?
Just like when Butters challenged us (ie: me, haven't seen any other entries) to write a song about the Royal Mail and how they screw things up.
Could be a nice weekly thing?
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PoofBird ~V~, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:24,
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The Bogeyman'shop the monster that lives under your bed or hides in your closet
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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 22:59,
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If I had to have a part of my body replaced with a cybernetic implant it would be...Shit my arms gone! activate hyper parrot powered grabbystick.
So ure spleens dropped out or your heads fallen off. What part of you could you do without and what would you replace it with
Id imagine after the torrent of cyberwillies this mite be quite interesting
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What if..Say if celebritys started to make and sell their own products and endorsed them, what would they sell and what would their advert campaigns be?
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Britain in 1000 yearsi wonder what britain will look like in 1000 years, maybe over-run by imagrants, terrorist security over the top? photoshop + b3ta could help.
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suggestion...what if everone had a personality related drug sidorder
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suggestion...what if everone had a drug related personality disorder?
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eh?my suggestion is
"what if the entire world was edible"
create edible things out of everything?
bitchin.
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photoshop bill gatesmake bill gates be a bin man, rich bastard. do u rekon he is got laid in high school? doubt it.
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what the country would be like if 'monster raving loony party' anctually won?well i know its not gonna happen but then i thought what would actually happen if it did?
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b3ta versus FARK contest like the Something Awful versus Fark one of a few years backI think the general quality is better in b3ta contests, but the shear fucking volume that is produced over there in some contests might be daunting enough of a challenge. I say raise the flag, challenge Drew's minions.
Link to SA v. FARK contest:
www.somethingawful.com/archives/news-archive-21-1-2002.htm
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Jesus Christ - the premessiah daysprompted by an interesting Friday discussion with my work colleague "Pup", I had to step away so I didn't get bystander damage from when the thunderbolt stuck him
What did the "saviour of the world" get up to before he got the draft at age 30???
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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:15,
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Innovative 'Back to School' promotional tie-ins...inspired by Timpson's crap and tenuous 'back to school' key cutting service.
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:49,
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The most mental RIS ever!It looks real, but surely it can't be?
Look twice, three times.
I still can't tell.
AGHHHHHHHH!
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xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:05,
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Alternative movie taglinesYou know taglines, the short but slightly longer than the title subtitles you see on movie posters. Let's see the taglines that should have appeared in the posters and trailers...
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 18:59,
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