Inspired by the below posts (pfft)
what if n00bs/spammers ran the world?
what would the world be like? would we see FAQs at supermarket Ques? Banner ads on the way to work? Pop-ups causing crashes on the freeway?
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:04, Reply)

photoshop pictures of george bush
make him gayer than his wife, who is there, yet gone.
(OMGWTFBBQ stop calling me a n00b!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:54, Reply)

Anne Geddes: The Unseen Truth
Previously unseen hilarious and horrific outtakes from the famed child photographer
(TheCrownPrinceOfZanzibar, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:51, Reply)

If phone tart cards advertised other things...
If phone tart cards advertised other things...
(Douglas Barder, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:46, Reply)

Chav dinosaurs
I keep thinking chavs and celebs are like marking the end of mankind, sorta like when dinosaurs ended.
( boff FL OZ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 8:55, Reply)

Inappropriate weapons of war
That could be fun
( boff FL OZ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 8:52, Reply)

What if people coudn't spell things right?
wouldn't that be funny!?
( d d, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:46, Reply)

Meat portraits
Following on from the suggestion in the newsletter about making the Mona Lisa out of sausages, why not recreate John Prescott from streaky bacon, Fern Britton from pork, or Jamie Oliver from offal

Real or potatoshopped, lets have a gallery to annoy the fuck out of vegetarians.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:08, Reply)

Where would we be?
Although it's still being debated by philosophers as to whether we're living in a post-modern society, or modernism is simply being re-born...

...if the UK didn't become a consumerist society, what COULD it have become instead?



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(Factorandvibration, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:50, Reply)

The End is Nigh - John 3:16
2 weeks till the earth is demolished.....

What would everyone be doing?
(nibblet99 is avoiding work on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:22, Reply)

How can we combat global warming?
Fire up photoshop and show us how you could reduce your carbon footprint, use less energy, reduce the greenhouse effect etc.

Reposts from sustainable sources are allowed.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:58, Reply)

The most 'Fun' way you have lost money.
Back in the mid '80s I put in a huge ammount of time and money into producing all the music for a new sitcom. In a nutshell, take a very cockerney working man's pub in Pettycoat Lane (Middlesex Street for the pedants) take out the friendly and well loved landlord and his wife in a plane crash halfway through the first episode and replace them with an Argentinian with a German wife at the time of the Falklands War with hillarious results. I even got a small part in it as the pub pianist. The BBC deemed it too norty and too close to the war and dropped it. The production company went bust, and my 3 months money went up the pisser too. It was great fun though. What fun ways have you lost dosh then?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:09, Reply)

Wogan's day off.
what does Terry Wogan get up to when he's not being so goddamned Wogan-ish.
show the world what he does with his spare time.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 22:53, Reply)

Films Tony Blair Could Be In
So Christian Slater thinks Tony Blair has the face of an actor. What films could he be in? My guess would be Timecop (tough on time, tough on the causes of time) but I'm pants on Photoshop.
( Jalu, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 13:53, Reply)

if dibnah ran the world
b3tans love Fred Dibnah what kind of world would he have created.
a world full of wondrous steam driven technology built to last a hundred years.
Fred the original steam punk.
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 20:36, Reply)

what if...
neanderthal man hadnt died out and lived in co-existence (sp?) with homosapiens?
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:31, Reply)

Mysterious disappearances
B3ta regulars were left puzzled recently when the vast humourless corporation that is Virgin pulled the plug on b3ta's weekly image challenge.

Has a mysterious disappearance affected you? Show us in pictures.
( finnbar has officially retired, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 19:11, Reply)

Alternatives to red X's
What could internet types use as an alternative image to the now iconic red X's that show when a picture has buggered up?
(ZOMFG! LOLLER ROFLCOPTOR LMAO etc, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 19:07, Reply)

Corporate Advertising on B3ta
Simple compo - pick a corporation, then make the image you think would make them delete the compo and cry like little baby girls :)
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 17:48, Reply)

Branson
How would you torture Richard Branson?

PErsonally id just make sure he didnt have any publicity but must some wonderful ways to educate the xbox thief


xxx
( boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 14:33, Reply)

New BBC Ring Idents
Saw a good spoof of the new BBC ring idents with a washing machine on Youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GngLQRFo68U&eurl=

I think b3tards could come up with something better and who knows some of them might not even be Goatse themed.
(monquixote, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 11:26, Reply)

Who would win?
chavs or rockers (does NOT include emos)
(funny_man404 s face is smiling in retarded glee, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:34, Reply)

*Vandalise the world
What would happen to the world if everyone was a vandal for a week? What would you paint on Nelson's Column? How would you wreck the Pyramids? How would the Mona Lisa look with glasses and a hitler moustache drawn on in marker pen?
( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 11:20, Reply)

How would you run Sex Education in your school?
And yes, this is no-holds-barred :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 9:42, Reply)

oh I do like to be beside....
I would very much like to see ' surprising visitors to Margate' as an image challenge. Not that i have any cracking images of my own on this topic.....
(lucidalbert, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 22:16, Reply)

I need ideas for halloween costumes!
Let's have a costume challenge~
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:41, Reply)

In a parallel universe
isnt it true that there is a parallel world? is it the reverse of this one e.g celebrities are interesting, mp's tell the truth, i can draw - you know the type of thing

Pope David Beckham maybe?
( boff FL OZ, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:25, Reply)