New Scout Badges
This story got me thinking: what about new scout badges? Making fruit salad and scateboarding is a bit tame, if you ask me. How about knifing grannies, instead?
( Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:42, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Jam
Photoshop some fucking jam.
( head-doctor ololololo, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 12:08, Reply)

po3try
Who's the bard?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 23:45, Reply)

Image Challenge suggestion
euthanasia cruises
(narayamy, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:49, Reply)

I don't care what people say,
EVERYONE loves the gay shift.
So what would b3ta be like if it was the gayshift ALL the time?
This is a practical challenge too.
( ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:41, Reply)

Bland
Make everything more boring. For example: Cold Fuzz (not Hot Fuzz), The Queen is Alive (not Dead), The PIN Code (not the Da Vinci Code).
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 10 Jan 2008, 20:11, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Reverse
Turn things backwards, see what happens. Do it to anything: books (The galaxy's guide to hitch-hikers), songs (Moon me to the fly), phrases (a king fit for a meal), films (the cuckoo's nest flew over one). Whatever you can think of that's funny the wrong way round. Except palindromes.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Time Travel
What if Star Wars was set in the Dark Ages? Or if there were adverts for caveman products? Send something from now/future into the past, and see if it hits Marty McFly in the face.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:29, Reply)

Holiday
Let's have a week off from image challenges.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:56, Reply)

Sex education
Show us the truth about the facts of life
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:44, Reply)

LEGO based weaponry
Dig out some Lego and make yourself a weapon. Simple, no photoshopping.
( Furness, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:40, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Gunbabies
What if babies had weapons surgically attached to their arms?
( The Neville What what what, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:54, Reply)

Kevin Bacon
Photoshop Kevin Bacon's enormous face onto a lot of things, like pies or crabs or pineapples or buildings
( The Neville What what what, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:53, Reply)

Gloves
Gloves gloves gloves. Give gloves to a lot of things, like tables or monkeys or sitars or buildings
( The Neville What what what, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:51, Reply)

Sentient food
What if food was sentient? What would it do? What? Would it try and kill us? What? Would it try and enslave us. Would food try and eat us?
IMAGINE THE IRONY? I can't imagine the irony, I think I have a brain disease that prevents me from understanding irony
( The Neville What what what, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:49, Reply)

How about...
Crap photoshopping. Make it ostensibly about something like, um, "My ultimate imaginary friend ever" but the real compo is to photoshop something together as artfully shoddily as possible. Lots of magenta, big shaky seams, and sources that look like you chose them while up on poppers. Imagine it!
(Whizzer, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:39, Reply)

What if animals enjoyed sex?
meerkat orgys?
Rhinos getting horny?


Also im not saying that animals dont enjoy sex. I heard dolphins do.
(thebadger Isn't lurking for a change on,, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:55, Reply)

Atari told me go to rehab, I said no no no!
What's happened to all the computer game characters of the past? Where are they all now?

Like the guy from Pitfall? The ducks (and that pesky dog) from Duck Hunt? And many many more
(kickingpigeons is N00bie McN00bson, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:06, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Crabs
another one worder, simply 'crabs'

I think the board's ready for it.
( McBadger COW, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:41, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

After an interesting discussion in the last QOTW, how about:
Menstruation! Go to it, sisters, let's commune with the goddess in Photoshop form.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:22, Reply)

New mobile phone applications
no longer is having just a phone good enough.
Now its a camera, music player, alarm clock etc

what do you think is missing or is the next step forward?

One of them tools for removing fish scales methinks
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:33, Reply)

Refurbush the Emergency Services
With everything getting a "makeover" why not the Emergancy Services? and not just England.

Short Skirts for Irqi Policewomen
Skull Motife on American Police UNiforms
"Death Masks" for English Doctors

etc.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:58, Reply)

I know it'll be a fail, but...
I was just watching the old All Your Base animation (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/base) and was thinking how long its been since that craze finished. Maybe it's due a revival? How about an All Your Base redux?

{edit: with movie posters?}
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 12:47, Reply)

sandwich spreads made from epic poems.
you can do it. i have faith in you.
( postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 7:53, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

[Differences In Everyday Objects Across The Universe.....
...
Now it seems to be true that no matter what planetoid
you happen to find yourself standing on, looking up at
the night-time sky, you're going to see pretty much the same thing (not counting constellations).

However, on each planetoid you might visit, the environmental conditions will vary.
So put on your pressure suits, start the engine of your Galaxco Transport Module, and show us what everyday
objects on unusual worlds we might find in this ever expanding universe.

I think you get the drift. If someone could re-word it; I'm all out of hummus ;?)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:00, Reply)

Bad, New Cover Ups and Revealed Ones
Theres many conspiracy theorys out there, some could have been covered up better though, and some are amazingly covered up we don't know the real story.

What would happen if you kept everyone in the dark about who was really the first president, and he was a black jewish italian illegal-immigrant, just becoming light in 2008?
Now we should cover-up the truth of Lincolns assasination, and use a double whos 4 foot tall, and whos beards falling off, we wont tell anyone, so its all good.

Cover Up, Or Reveal Truths of the past that were covered up. The best History you can create. Use old new papers, journals, and old pictures to tell the real truths.
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:12, Reply)