Life in the carpet
We have seen various TV programmes showing us the dust mites, larvae, etc. that live in our carpets and beds - but what are these microscopic creatures really doing?
( Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:28, Reply)

How McDonalds and other fast food restaurants actually make their food
could make for an interesting (and stomach turning) experience.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 19:50, Reply)

Anything-punk
Theres steampunk and dieselpunk, but there must be many more. Thatcheritepunk? stone-agepunk? Geriatricpunk?
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 15:53, Reply)

A london-centric challenge
YOU DIDN'T REALLY VOTE FOR BORIS DID YOU?
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 10:22, Reply)

Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana celebrity pout
Prima donna mini-bimbo Miley Cyrus is all over the teeny bopper press because she doesn't like a softcore photograph of her by pro celeb photographer Annie Leibovitz.
Boo hoo hoo. Photoshop up some more pictures of the whiney pop princess that she won't like.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 20:00, Reply)

Che Guevara
everyone knows the lefty-student poster classic

muck it up proper
(Darth Vodka, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 8:49, Reply)

Lfestyles of the weird and famous
Rock star Bruce Dickenson has a professional pilot's license and flies his band Iron Maiden to concerts in a Boeing 757 jet.
Photoshop some other celebrities engaging in their own self-indulgent and extravagant hobbies.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 7:56, Reply)

If pets had jobs
and what they'd be good at. And not.
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:03, Reply)

Uxbridge English Dictionary? As a tribute to Humph.
For those who don't know about the UED, here is what is said on Wikipedia:
"The panellists [of BBC Radio 4 Show 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'] must suggest alternative definitions for existing English words. For example, "lymph" has been redefined as "to walk with a lisp", or crackerjack has been said to be "a device for lifting biscuits". During one round of the game, Stephen Fry suggested that 'countryside' should mean 'to kill Piers Morgan'."
( clorey mcnuggety, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:28, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Inspired by this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7358089.stm

What would you have on yours? What would be relevant for various celebrities and so-called famous people?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:03, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Fatties...

Everyones becoming fat....! Photoshop the impacts of fatties across the world...!
( glubglub should be working on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:42, Reply)

War!
What is it good for?

Open up Photoshop and show us
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, Reply)

Where would you stick yours?
How about doing this for a chairity? MS Trust got a competition going on their site at the moment, calling all photoshoppers. Check it out www.mstrust.org.uk/logocompetition/
(Hyperism, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:40, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

do a funny picture of something
everyone should make a funny picture of something and post it on the board

that'd be great!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 7:07, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

From others eyes.....
I don't know how this would work out but....How the world looks through the eyes of others.

Eg Hanibal lecter (we all look like food)
Daily mail (death and destruction, people being killed and mugged everywhere by immigrants etc)
George Bush ( Cartoon characters)
Prescott (the world and everything in it is a pork pie or big mac based)
(amsterdam_neild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Great Britain
great or not so great?
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:31, Reply)

Simply
Dinosaurs.
( XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:40, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

What if James Bond was crap at being a spy and shit with the women.
James Bond "the lucky bastard!"who always scores with sexy chicks,drives fab cars,has all the new gadgets,and looks cool while destroying the baddies.
But...What if? James Bond was a fuck-wit who was unable to work out how to work his laser watch and cut his tail off,or could only pull ugly fat slags.A james Bond who wears trousers that are a inch short in the leg.A James Bond who could only afford to drive a "E" reg rusty Vauxhall Astra to the senators private function.
It would make me feel better anyway!!!!
(grimlock1975, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:42, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

alternate celebrities
celebs in alternate universes!
( Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:39, Reply)

If the future is b3ta...
What will their website look like?

Show me b3ta.com ten years from now!
(Linusmartensson, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:33, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Flags
simply design a flag for whatever takes your fancy :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:59, Reply)

How long can you hold in your shit?
Don't take a shit from the moment the challenge starts until the moment you can't bear it any longer. Post a picture of the result.

People are only allowed to enter this challenge once.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 2:20, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Extreme Gladiators
They're bringing back Gladiators and spicing it up with new challenges, more spandex etc.

What could they do to *really* amp it up?


(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:29, Reply)

what are the smurfs doing now?
what the hell are they doing? maybe working in Maccy D's or worse!

done really quick so shut your face!
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:32, Reply)

If fish ruled the world
If fish ruled the world, what would they do to us? Would we be tortured, eaten, cared for or hunted for sport?

[example image coming soon]
(thenamwithnoname was born on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:21, Reply)

BN BN.
Who didn't love those little faces of chocolaty delight. I my self used them to cover many domestic disputes during my parents divorce.

If you don't know what i mean. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BN_Biscuit
(Midnight Cowboy Please ignor the above post it has being deemed BS, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:12, Reply)

this one could be a bit controversial
THE BNP FOR KIDS!
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)

"Needs more Owl"
That's it. Anything you like. With added Owl.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Brand Your Own Cereal
Take a picture of a well known cereal, change its name and make it your own. Change the slogan of the cereal to be your own.

For example: Cornflakes = CowFlakes, the easy way to get eat the steak without no one knowing

Ps. I'm all new to this....
(Bev1982 I say Oh Well alot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:30, Reply)