b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke » Page 19 | Search
This is a question I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.


* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

Read Latest | Highest Voted

(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Pages: Latest, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, ... 1

Tell Us Your Story »

Piss poor punnery
My son has recently been on two dates and doesn't know which one to choose so he asked my advice.
I'm not sure I can help him as the first one manages an apiary in Llantwit, whilst the other plays in goal for Cowbridge Ladies. Well they both sound like 'keepers' to me!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:01, Reply)
What's the easiest way to prepare for a Turkish fast food-themed fancy dress party?
Don a kebab.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 21:59, Reply)
What items are difficult to fit into a nearly-full shopping trolley?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 13:16, 1 reply, 1 year ago)
70s disco music depresses me
I get down with the beat
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 2:30, Reply)
What do you call an oppressive potato that resembles a penis?
A dick tater.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 0:04, 1 reply, 1 year ago)
I used to get some foreigner to prepare a smoked herring breakfast for me
until I joined UKIP
(, Mon 13 Jul 2020, 9:19, Reply)
Elton John stays in a hotel...
At breakfast, he starts crying when he is served.
"What's up, sir?" says the waiter when he sees Elton crying.
"This egg," says Elton, "It's a little bit runny..."
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 1 year ago)
A horse walks into a bar...
The barman looks up and says "Hey, I know you! Didn't you eat my thesaurus?"
"Nope" says the horse.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 7:30, 1 reply, 1 year ago)
Why did the duck look down when he got a letter from the electric company?
He felt he needed to lower his bill.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 22:38, Reply)
How do you turn a tortoise into a turtle?
Flip it
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 12:06, Reply)
What do you call a rented apartment that smells of farts?
A flatulent.
(, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 18:48, Reply)
Why did Danny Dyer throw his wedding ring into Old Faithful?
Because he thought it was a diamond geyser
(, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 6:43, Reply)
I dreamt last night that my partner had got me a joke telling seagull for my birthday
But when I woke up today I was disappointed to find out that I was just having a funny tern!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:53, 1 reply, 1 year ago)
Froggie's dyslexic cousin..
(, Thu 28 May 2020, 13:35, Reply)
I say, I say, I say...
What do you say?
What do big monkeys drink when they're feeling posh?
I don't know, what do big monkeys drink when they're feeling posh?
(Kindly leave the jungle)
(, Thu 28 May 2020, 13:24, Reply)
femur: you think you're so hip
ileum: well at least i'm not a bloody cell-out
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 9:39, Reply)
My doctor told me I was grossly overweight.....
I demanded a second opinion.
He said "Okay, your an ugly cunt as well."
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 13:45, Reply)
Why do dogs lick their balls?
Because they taste great, trust me
(, Thu 14 May 2020, 12:45, Reply)
Why did Her majesty go to the dentist?
Because she didn't 'queen' her teeth
(, Wed 13 May 2020, 21:59, Reply)
Boris Johnson
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 11:50, Reply)

Doctor Doctor I feel like a spinning insect

It's ok, just a bug going round
(, Wed 6 May 2020, 18:10, Reply)
Did you see that film about the unrepentant cannibal misogynist?
(, Mon 4 May 2020, 12:28, 2 replies, latest was 1 year ago)
Who did Sade hire when she wanted to sleep in a bit longer?
snooze operator
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 4:42, Reply)
i don't get why so few people know how to make a greek salad
i mean, it's not rocket science
(, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 5:06, 1 reply, 2 years ago)
What is the good thing about staying home?
Nobody can arrest you for whacking off.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 13:33, Reply)
Scientist say the virus has mutated into a more advanced form
CoDVD -20
(, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 0:30, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Tell Us Your Story »

Pages: Latest, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, ... 1