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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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The Build-a-Bear group.
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(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:01, Reply)
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 16:07, 1 reply, 4 years ago)
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(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 12:02, Reply)
I'll just check-yes I've written a joke...
what is it called when a B-Boy fears another B-Boy? Homiephobia
(Balloonwrangler, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 19:22, 1 reply, 4 years ago)
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In A minor!
(Martin Anus, Mon 24 May 2021, 21:44, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 23 May 2021, 8:14, Reply)
Rubbish joke
I found this joke in the bin it was a rubbish bin
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DOS
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(YodricPodric, Thu 6 May 2021, 10:59, Reply)
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You "fall-out".

i came up with this in 10 seconds you don't have to laugh
(slimjim09 Trust me, I could've picked a worse username, Sun 2 May 2021, 15:37, Reply)

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