I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I wrote a musical about STDs.All the songs are really catchy.
(, Wed 9 May 2018, 0:15, 1 reply, 6 years ago)
Waiter waiter!I'll have a crocodile sandwich and hurry the fuck up!
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What do you get when cheese explodes?De Brie.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 May 2018, 20:57,
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What did Sean Connery call a dangerous Irishman who dislikes Japanese heirarchy?A Shaun off Shogun
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thebear is thebear, Tue 8 May 2018, 20:16,
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6 years ago)
There once was a woman from China Who had a marble stuck in her 'gina
The doctor said cough
The marble flew off
And gave him huge blooming shiner
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 8 May 2018, 19:10,
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latest was 6 years ago)
A giraffe walks into a bar. The barman says, "Why the long neck?" The giraffe says, "Well, that's not very funny, is it?"
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 8 May 2018, 18:58,
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Do Limericks count?I don't know
Maybe they do
Maybe they don't
This one doesn't rhyme
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thebear is thebear, Tue 8 May 2018, 18:41,
2 replies,
latest was 6 years ago)
Q. How many members of the NRA does it take to change a lightbulb?A. More guns!
(, Tue 8 May 2018, 18:37, 3 replies, latest was 6 years ago)
Which hit Madonna song details her struggles with early onset dementia?Vague.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 May 2018, 18:28,
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Why is lighting a candle like going abseiling in an oil drum?They're both incandescent.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 May 2018, 18:27,
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What do you call a fish in a musical instrument?A piano tuna.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 May 2018, 18:22,
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MUSIC NEWS: Sting single-handedly foiled a robbery todayHe said he didn't need any Police backup
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 8 May 2018, 18:20,
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I ordered some horse manure over the phone. The girl taking my order said excitedly that I qualified for free shipping.
I curtly told her that means shit to me.
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I told my husband I wanted a personal trainerSo he stencilled “Your breath stinks” onto one of my Nikes.
(, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:20, 1 reply, 6 years ago)
Hear about the monk who kept going to sleep in his clothes?He just couldn't get out of the habit.
(, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:19, 1 reply, 6 years ago)
Knock knockWho's there?
Lucy
Lucy who?
Loo seat's broken, can I come in and borrow your bog for a shit?
(I wrote this to amuse my kids)
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rob, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:07,
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Which singer can you boot up?Adele
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:05,
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latest was 6 years ago)
I was going to tell you about my plan to add a third floor to my houseBut that's a storey for another time
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:59,
3 replies,
latest was 6 years ago)
Sean Connery......is worried his distinctive voice is stopping him getting decent roles. He asks an Ear Nose and Throat specialist for an opinion. The Doc tells him he thinks the problem is with his sinus
Sean goes nuts...
"Shyness? I haven't got a shy bone in my bloody body!"
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:07,
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Which Matrix actor is entirely orange?Baked Beanu Reeves
(, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:32, 1 reply, 6 years ago)
My girlfriend complained that my colander was too small.She might think it's tiny, but I know is ma sieve.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:21,
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