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( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 25 May 2022, 18:45, 8 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Which garage collective never get diarrhea?
So Solid Poo
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Which racing driver helps people to shit more?
Ayrton Senna
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 24 May 2022, 9:33, 4 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Which television presenter and health writer helps people to shit more?
Michael Muesli
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 May 2022, 8:09, Reply)

What is Satan's favorite gelatin dessert?
Hell-O
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 24 May 2022, 7:23, Reply)

Why does Wolverine hear 1981 post-punk single Prince Charming wherever he goes?
Because of his Adam-Ant-ium skeleton.
(Sebastien Trent-Sodomite Ain't leading but two things right now: Jack..., Mon 23 May 2022, 23:33, 1 reply, 3 years ago)

Who was the worst singer in M People?
M Phasema
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 May 2022, 22:46, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Which unusual resuscitation technique was invented by Mike Myers in 1992?
Nose to airway
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 18 May 2022, 18:48, Reply)

How does Fonzi travel around Britain?
On A-roads
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 May 2022, 7:45, Reply)

Why does Keanu Reeves spend May 17 avoiding all human contact?
Because he wants his own private IDAHOBIT
(Martin Anus, Tue 17 May 2022, 18:36, 4 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

So, there I am helping plan the Antilles stag night. Wedge and Lando are at odds over the location- Wedge wants London- he's a city boy, loves his clubs- and Lando wants the stagnight to happen in Norfolk. He's rural like that see. So, no progress is made so they ask Han Solo for his viewpoint. "Well" says Han, "I think we should go to London. I've got a bad feeling about Diss."
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 17 May 2022, 16:49, 4 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Where do pachyderms hold their techno dance parties?
At the Elephants' Raveyard!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 May 2022, 19:07, Reply)

What do you call a chicken that doesn't believe in god?
Richard Bawkins
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 14 May 2022, 10:49, 5 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Which British singer wouldn't cross a ewe?
Tanita Tikaram
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 May 2022, 15:12, Reply)

Which American singer, actress and television personality can you sit upon?
Cher
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 12 May 2022, 8:26, 10 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Who was the greatest rapper of all time?
Christo
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 May 2022, 22:11, Reply)

What do you call an Israeli actress and model with measles?
Pol Kadot.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 10 May 2022, 6:36, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

What subatomic particles do posh ducks like the best?
Quarks
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 May 2022, 2:55, Reply)

Which day in March is the most racist?
Othering Sunday
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:22, 5 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

I've arranged a walking protest about the proposed changes to the Gregorian calendar.
I've not had any full confirmations yet but January, February, April, June, July, August, September, October, November and December may march
(wodfir It's like I've never been away...., Fri 6 May 2022, 20:24, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

I always get Anal on a first date
the wine temperature is so important

sorry
(Cuntish Outbursts Lurker 4 Life, Thu 5 May 2022, 21:11, 5 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Elon Musk has bought a company that specialises in the phase transition of fruit.
It's all about freeze peach.
( 2kindsofherring, Wed 4 May 2022, 12:12, 4 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

What is the medical name for the condition when you can't breathe because your lungs are full of spunk?

Emphysemen.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 May 2022, 11:17, 7 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Which song was Welsh man-boy Aled Jones singing while he sealed up the joints in the piping during his guest appearance as a plumber on Eastenders?
'We're Caulking in the Square.'
(Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 3 May 2022, 17:01, 6 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Which popular reggae singer was eaten by a large, hairy mammal with sharp, spiraling horns?

Poodoo Bantha!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 May 2022, 6:15, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

What do you call a very determined bird that is related to nightjars and frogmouths?
Potoo Bent On!
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 2 May 2022, 23:54, Reply)

What do you call a exchange on bratty sea creatures?
Sell-Fish
(FrenchBoast, Mon 2 May 2022, 11:51, 7 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Boris Becker.
Justice has been served.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Sat 30 Apr 2022, 9:11, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

which raggae musician singing in Jamaican vernacular is a policeman and preferes a club as the weapon of choice?
Patois Baton!
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:25, Reply)

Which 'Corbynite' Labour MP is a chocolate buttercream centre sandwiched between two chocolate-flavoured biscuits?
Richard Bourbon!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 13:24, Reply)