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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What do you call a small mother?
A minimum
(Frank Einstein, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 9:21, 3 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
Embarrassed myself in a Mexican restaurant last night...
I ordered a burro instead of a churro.

What an ass!
(kerryymm, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:55, Reply)
How do you escape a bear?
\🐻
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 23 May 2018, 19:07, Reply)
Mum Jokes will get you far.
But Dad Jokes will get you father.
(pingudownunder, Tue 22 May 2018, 22:19, Reply)
Dad Jokes
That’s how eye roll.
(pingudownunder, Tue 22 May 2018, 22:18, Reply)
Joke
With midges, what do you call the queen?

Your Midgesty.
(bravenewmalden, Tue 22 May 2018, 17:02, Reply)
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Thunderbirds puppet?
One has Brains.
(m4g1cF1ng3rZ Curious Aphorism, Mon 21 May 2018, 5:27, Reply)
Doggie joke
Dog A: My owner has no nose.
Dog B: How does he smell?
Dog A: Well, his crotch smells great.
(Vicar_Kicker VicKic, Sun 20 May 2018, 20:05, Reply)
Do you know how you can tell when trash is on the curb?
It usually honks.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 May 2018, 4:39, Reply)
What's twisty, tightly wound and covers a cunt?
Fox News.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 May 2018, 15:55, Reply)
what do you call a big reptile that gets someone else to bite you?
a deligator
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 19 May 2018, 7:26, Reply)
Do you know what makes me cross?
Lollipop ladies.
(Chuckman, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:49, Reply)
There's a rumour going round....
that the antiquated Lords' plumbing system will collapse with all the extra Tory pee-ers.
(Ryja, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:31, Reply)
Did you know that owls occasionally use chocolate to attract a mate?
Twix to woo.
(pissroll, Thu 17 May 2018, 22:50, Reply)
What do you call someone who delivers Indian cuisine?
A courier.
(immadme, Wed 16 May 2018, 18:39, Reply)
What do you call a royal wedding sandwich?
Anything that's in bread.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 16 May 2018, 7:56, 2 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
What sings opera and overdoes it on the oregano?
A Prezzo-soprano
(dandelionburdock, Wed 16 May 2018, 1:47, Reply)
what sound does batman's alarm clock make?
breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast BATMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 15 May 2018, 23:15, Reply)
What the most northerly caprine in Britain?
John O'Goats
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 May 2018, 0:40, Reply)
Where do mad people go to shop?
In Sainsburys
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 May 2018, 0:32, Reply)
What's wiry, wispy and covers a cunt?
Donald Trump's hair
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:09, Reply)
Why doesn't the Labour party use Norton Antivirus?
It's cos they're bit anti Symantec.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:50, Reply)
What sort of catfood does René Descarte buy?
IAMS
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 May 2018, 16:13, Reply)
What's old and white and lies on a bus?
A brexitter
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 May 2018, 16:07, 2 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
My joke:
What's the difference between tarka dal and regular dal?
Tarka's a little 'otter.
(horace, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:40, 5 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
What's really thick and lives on a globe?
A flat Earther.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sun 13 May 2018, 12:33, 1 reply, 7 years ago)

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