I went to uni with a girl called...
Sarah Cockhead.
(Errorist, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:14, 28 replies)

Really?
I want this to be true...
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:14, closed)

No word of a lie
Her name was read out on the first day and about 250 freshers pissed themselves.
(Errorist, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:16, closed)

That's amazing.
Did you sleep with her?
Not many men can claim that they've come all over a cockhead, and are also straight.
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:17, closed)

this post
wins
(papa bouba slap your face, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:19, closed)

Unfortunately
I never even spoke to her. She was pretty rough and unsurprisingly rather quiet. She also had a boyfriend with a really weird shaped head. There was definitely something not very straight about him.
(Errorist, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:23, closed)

I'd love to be a witness
at her betrothal.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:25, closed)

Errr
I went to uni with a girl called..

Helen Gotobed.

Seriously.

Google the name.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:26, closed)

OMG your not going to belive this but
that's my girlfriend!

No. I'm lying.

but I did go to school with a boy called Hugh Jiscock.

No, I'm still lying.

One of our clients is called Richard Head though. Honestly. What?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:26, closed)

Names
I went to school with a girl called Kim.

Her middle name was Yvonne...

Her surname you can guess. Hint: Lube

(yes, her bank card was a sight to behold)
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:33, closed)

@PJM
was her surname Jelly?

I know a Richard Mold
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:36, closed)

^^^ I knew a gentleman
Called Robert Mond.

They used to call him Nutty.
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:40, closed)

Well
Her surname wasn't Castrol
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:41, closed)

My friends da
Is Dick Brown, i shit you not. he even calls himself Dick, not Richard.
(electrogirl no one thinks about the implications of a clown su, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:43, closed)

My friend's brother
was called Pat Macauley. His nickname was shepherd.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:45, closed)

...what were the parents thinking...
I know a lovely retired lady call Mrs Dick.

She named her daughter Shona
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:46, closed)

my name is hugh
hi,
it's Hugh
Hugh Chardon.
At your service, for your pleasure, any time, all the time.
All night long














said the bishop to the baker
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:50, closed)

Also
We had a teeacher on my portfolio course whose last name was hoare (pronounced whore) and her first name was Sonova.
She called herself Siabh (pronounced Sive, for you non irish speakers, of which there are many)
(electrogirl no one thinks about the implications of a clown su, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:53, closed)

I also went to school
with a kid called Hamza Hamza. He was the biggest twat I have ever met.
(Errorist, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:01, closed)

i used to know a guy called
nicholas bottomley, how i laughed (well i was like 8)
(pogo_it, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:10, closed)

...
I used to work for a global bank. With that you come across names that wouldnt mean jack in their own country, but mean a hell of alot more in others: These are REAL names... i kid you not

Fanny Froelich

Armando Farto

Deepa Aas

Thomas Anus

Iris Fucker

Helmut Ingle-Finger

Bun Mi-sumfun
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54, closed)

While we're here
At school with a Blanche Flower Curtis. Her dad was a bit of a Spurs fan.

And when I worked at the Dole Office: a German chap called Erwin Wanker. I suggested he might like to change his name in order to find a job. He refused, for he was a Wanker and proud.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:02, closed)

The other day I had the pleasure of speaking to someone
With the surname of "Dick".

Also, I spoke to a Mrs Taleban on the same day. Poor woman.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:07, closed)

Well I'll never forget
Rosalind Crutchley.

Not her name, anyway.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09, closed)

My friend Iain
Was in Munich a while back with work and met his German opposite number:

Helmut Auspater
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:44, closed)

A customer at work recently..
By the unfortunate name of Mr Dickon Love

I shit you not.


Apologies to the bloke if he reads this but it really does serve him right for not changing his name by deed poll
(Peek_a_Boo forgot how fun B3ta was until, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:31, closed)

Work has its benefits
For I have known the whereabouts of a Sarah Hogsflesh and a Wayne Kerr in the past.

I think I might go for a trawl tomorrow and see if i can finally fine Michael Hunt ;-)
(Biff..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 22:16, closed)

I was at school with a girl called
Titti Cuckoo.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 23:58, closed)

A guy in my local
Has the unfortunate name of Willie Pullar, he doesn't come across as a wanker though, he's quite a nice guy.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 8:23, closed)