'Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'
OMG! LMFAO! ROFL!
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:18, 67 replies)

SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:18, closed)

oh FUCK off you creepy oddball.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:19, closed)

Fucking hell, you're even shitter than Emvee.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:21, closed)

I have no idea who or what an emvee is
'Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:22, closed)

CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:24, closed)

Doesn't work!
'Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:25, closed)

how about you kill yourself then?
that should do it.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:29, closed)

You know what? I could kill myself now and die happy - what else is left after 'Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'?

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:30, closed)

SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:31, closed)

FUCK OFF AND DIE.
no, really.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:31, closed)

after you Janet

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:11, closed)

Now, you're not going to do anything stupid are you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:25, closed)

Meltdown. Online.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:21, closed)

at least I had my online breakdown in a cheap hotel, like a pro.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:22, closed)

Best of all the online breakdowns.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:28, closed)

it was awesome. I had an even better one last month though, which I of course fastidiously documented on b3ta.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:30, closed)

Did you? I missed it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:33, closed)

sad times - it was amazing and I went to hospital for a month and everything.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:34, closed)

Old Albert could be going into the same ward.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:35, closed)

well in that case I wish him luck with mad susan who can prove that the Kennedys killed princess diana.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:37, closed)

All he needs is a copy of her CV and BANG - he's in.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:44, closed)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:48, closed)

the CIA are monitoring everyone in ipswich to solve the mountbattten assasination also.
and the queen hates lilac but wears it because susan has convinced her it slims her thighs on camera.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:57, closed)

She's not mad. She just hasn't heard 'Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'
That'll set her straight.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:58, closed)

I know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:58, closed)

oh god how deep does the rabbit hole go?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:00, closed)

stupid queen.
her thighs are fat as fuck, imho.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:59, closed)

Still would though

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:01, closed)

The Kennedys? From Neighbours?
Are they still even in it after she turned lesbotic?
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:09, closed)

Has anyone got a number for Todd?
I think someone should go round Albert's and check on him.

I'd text Mike but unfortunately he killed himself a while back. Something about all his mates were cunts or summat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:24, closed)

That's pretty funny!
But not a patch on 'Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:27, closed)

When you wake up tomorrow you're going to feel dreadful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:32, closed)

dreadful like when a creepy sex pest has a sense of dawning self-realisation?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:35, closed)

Precisely that kind of dread.
The kind of 'oh fuck I punched my boss out at the Christmas party and groped his wife before vomiting all over the girl from accounts I've been creepily perving over for the past six months' dread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:37, closed)

we've all been there, monty :(

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:42, closed)

Well spare a thought for poor old Albert Patel here. He has all that to come.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:43, closed)

Given how much he seems to admire you, you'd check your email to make sure he doesn't hijack it

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:45, closed)

IT'S OK THAT WAS ALL JUST A BIG JOKE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:48, closed)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:28, closed)

urgh.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:55, closed)

Bang! He's in, The Doveston. Bang!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:59, closed)

oh shit, The Doveston, you didn't send him your CV did you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:59, closed)

sorry mate, i don't think repetition is going to win you this argument
on the internet.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:54, closed)

Who's arguing?
'Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:55, closed)

are you on cat drugs?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:58, closed)

One of those suppositions is correct.
'Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:59, closed)

i only expressed one supposition, dimbo.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:03, closed)

Kill me now!
'Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:04, closed)

Seriously?
Because no jury in the land would convict us if we did.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:12, closed)

nah, you've deffo lost. you seem a bit creepy too.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:02, closed)

Lost what?
'Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:03, closed)

All self respect and dignity.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:12, closed)

I know! Its almost as if I don't care how I come across. On a website.
'Din dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:24, closed)

If this utter shitfest doesn't get QOTW closed down, I don't know what the fuck will.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:44, closed)

It's immortal.
It has preserved itself in its own shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:55, closed)

its not merrily though is it. Read it again

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:32, closed)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:46, closed)

I bet you've enjoyed all this attention today.
I suspect you'll be re-reading this for years to come, masturbating furiously into an animal corpse, using your tears as lube.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:34, closed)

This sort of thing should happen more often!
Oh, wait, it happens with alarming regularity.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:13, closed)

Albert Albert Albert
You can't do the /talk repeat shit endlessly, all by yourself.

You need sycophantic wankers to do it with you do produce the circle jerk of comedy that makes it really really funny.

Oh, and not be an unpleasant rapey stalker, that helps too.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:09, closed)

hang on, who isn't being self-aware here? I can't keep up any more...

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:29, closed)

alright

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:30, closed)

Oh man, totally.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:00, closed)

I don't get it
Are you that creepy stalker guy?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:21, closed)

Ok I'm late to this. What are you on about?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:18, closed)