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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

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I can't remember if this is a repost
but a while ago I was telling my 4 year old daughter how continental types often kiss each other on the cheek 2 or 3 times. She thought this was very amusing, but it caused a problem when I had friends over the following week, and she said "daddy let's do that French kissing you taught me".
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:53, 26 replies)
I have alerted the proper authorities

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:16, closed)
steady on

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:22, closed)
My kids think it's hilarious to slip me some tongue, whenever I kiss them goodnight.
Someone ought to alert the proper authorities.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:46, closed)
you looking for a babysitter?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:50, closed)
if anybody posts anything creepier than this I will give them three pounds

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:52, closed)
you looking for a babysitting companion?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:56, closed)
You looking to be babysat?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:27, closed)
Yes, please.
You owe me three quid.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:02, closed)
you can take it off my £4 babysitting fee

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:09, closed)
AM would've charged three pound fifty.
If he wasn't on holiday that is.
(immadme, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:02, closed)
This simple solution to this quandary
is to not french kiss your children
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:57, closed)
How am I supposed to express my affection?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:01, closed)
bonobo education strategies

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:18, closed)
I believe anal fingering is the way to go around here.

(McChinaman banned, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:51, closed)
Sexiest thread of the week.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, closed)
The b3ta mods?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39, closed)
Much like dragons, goblins, and virgins,
b3ta mods are a myth.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:28, closed)
manolith is definitely a mithter
Ahahahahahahowdrole.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:33, closed)
At least two of those things post regularly on QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:11, closed)
I like this.
Your story I mean, not kissing your kids.
I'll only do that under duress. And if you film it while wanking yourself off.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:15, closed)
No thanks,
We'll do that under YOUR dress.
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:05, closed)
But I'm naked

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:11, closed)
oh my

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:09, closed)
Your what?

(McChinaman banned, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:19, closed)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:35, closed)
I initially read that as "continental tyres", and wondered what you were on about.
I realise I should be putting this hilarious misunderstanding in a new thread, but this is how I roll. Punk rock.
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