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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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I can't remember if this is a repost
but a while ago I was telling my 4 year old daughter how continental types often kiss each other on the cheek 2 or 3 times. She thought this was very amusing, but it caused a problem when I had friends over the following week, and she said "daddy let's do that French kissing you taught me".
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:53, 26 replies)
I have alerted the proper authorities

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:16, closed)
steady on

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:22, closed)
My kids think it's hilarious to slip me some tongue, whenever I kiss them goodnight.
Someone ought to alert the proper authorities.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:46, closed)
you looking for a babysitter?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:50, closed)
if anybody posts anything creepier than this I will give them three pounds

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:52, closed)
you looking for a babysitting companion?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:56, closed)
You looking to be babysat?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:27, closed)
Yes, please.
You owe me three quid.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:02, closed)
you can take it off my £4 babysitting fee

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:09, closed)
AM would've charged three pound fifty.
If he wasn't on holiday that is.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:02, closed)
This simple solution to this quandary
is to not french kiss your children
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:57, closed)
How am I supposed to express my affection?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:01, closed)
bonobo education strategies

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:18, closed)
I believe anal fingering is the way to go around here.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:51, closed)
Sexiest thread of the week.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, closed)
The b3ta mods?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39, closed)
Much like dragons, goblins, and virgins,
b3ta mods are a myth.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:28, closed)
manolith is definitely a mithter
Ahahahahahahowdrole.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:33, closed)
At least two of those things post regularly on QOTW.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:11, closed)
I like this.
Your story I mean, not kissing your kids.
I'll only do that under duress. And if you film it while wanking yourself off.
Again.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:15, closed)
No thanks,
We'll do that under YOUR dress.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:05, closed)
But I'm naked

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:11, closed)
oh my

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:09, closed)
Your what?

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:19, closed)
exactly

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:35, closed)
I initially read that as "continental tyres", and wondered what you were on about.
I realise I should be putting this hilarious misunderstanding in a new thread, but this is how I roll. Punk rock.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:48, closed)

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