
I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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Has absolutely no problem at all with issuing threats of physical violence online against members of /talk, but then goes running to the MODS! with threats of legal action when /talk calls him a NONCE!.
AND he forces dogs to touch his bumhole.
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:08, 41 replies)

I'm not up to speed with what he does, because he ignore 2.0ed me after I asked him a perfectly civil question.
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( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:52, closed)

Jesus. How rancid does your bumhole need to be before a dog wont touch it voluntarily?
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:17, closed)

Or just occasionally drop a reference to him at the very most. Starting threads about him seems like bullying.
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:24, closed)

Or I'll get Piston to do a stand-up routine about you.
And give the orchestra umbrellas.
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( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:25, closed)

One man getting angry and ranting against a group of people who insult him is harder to read as bullying, especially given that he has no power or influence.
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:39, closed)

I'd probably just fuck it up the backplane.
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:14, closed)

Clog it and bring it to a standstill. Chat, touch, finger, mount, fsck, umount, clean, rm, init S, self, fsck, clean, init 0
You filthy bugger.
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:22, closed)

The fact that they managed to get one of the most peaceable and likeable people I've ever met to threaten violence after they wound him up so much is a cause for celebration. I reckon they're right to gloat about it indefinitely.
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 23:57, closed)

Violence is always the fault of the victim. It's like rape and short skirts. You bellend.
( , Sat 1 Dec 2012, 8:25, closed)

If you think there's been any violence - real or implied - directed towards any individual, you should probably report it to the relevant authorities. Unless you'd prefer to carry on being hilariously upset online, of course. Personally, I wouldn't take the internet so seriously. In my shed.
( , Sat 1 Dec 2012, 10:31, closed)

Form a fucking queue. I don't want to see all your bellend faces at once.
( , Sat 1 Dec 2012, 19:17, closed)

Does this mean we can't be BFFs? Sad times. But please elaborate upon your fascinating theory that shouting the odds on the internet is somehow comparable to actual, honest-to-goodness rape.
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( , Sun 2 Dec 2012, 8:55, closed)

Haha, yeah, lol, it's almost like you replied or something. Good job you didn't reply to tell me that it's not a conversation, because that would make you look pretty stupid. Haha. Lol.
( , Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:42, closed)

All I know about him is that he threatened to beat up /talkers and when we responded reasonably enough by calling him a spastic nonce who sexually molested Lord McAlpine, fingered Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile and forced dogs to touch his bumhole, he got Cthonic to nawtystep GAZILLIONS of /talk members.
It was like The Holocaust ALL OVER AGAIN.
Only this time WE were the ones in the stripey pyjamas.
:(
sadtimes.
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 23:00, closed)

Jahled was also stepped.
The petty arguments and name-calling got out of hand.
( , Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:07, closed)

And LIKED it.
( , Tue 4 Dec 2012, 7:43, closed)

I've never even talked to jarhead or whatever his stupid name is the dogfingered twat.
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