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I didn't attend an interview and assessment day while wearing a jacket hiding a very tight top and a wonderbra. I then didn't remove the jacket halfway through the maths assessment, as this would have given me an unfair advantage over at least 50% of the other candidates. I have also never used similar tactics to get free bike maintenance.
(mesi explains things badly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:27, 44 replies)

NO!
ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeEee
I HAVE BREASTS AS WELL OMFGLOZZLE
(Bababoon, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:42, closed)

?
Are you making a salient point or have you just looked down and noticed you have tits?
It's not like they got me the job. I was merely attempting to cheat during a maths test with the aid of underpinning.
(mesi explains things badly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:52, closed)

Are you new to the internet?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:54, closed)

If wearing a wonderbra and a tight t-shirt
were the only attributes you brought to the interview then no wonder you didn't get the job. Unless it was Hooters, then sorry about your face :(
What type of boobs do you have? Fat tits are my favourite.
(Bababoon, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:05, closed)

I was once interviewed for a job,
by a large breasted woman. She had a face like a bag of spanners, and I'd already decided that I wasn't getting the job, so where else would I look?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:53, closed)

Pics or I don't believe you have boobs.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:48, closed)

BOIDH

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:11, closed)

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING, A GIRL IS TALKING ABOUT HER BREASTS

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:36, closed)

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( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:42, closed)

How would that help you pass a maths test?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:43, closed)

It was in binary.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:45, closed)

add breasts, divide legs

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:45, closed)

sin

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:49, closed)

Multiply?

( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:53, closed)

only if you're not careful

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:55, closed)

cotangent

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:58, closed)

I liked the bit where you didn't remove the jacket halfway through the maths assessment as it would have given you an unfair advantage over at least 50% of the other candidates.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:45, closed)

Well that's
'Doing it for the girls' isn't it. Well done..*slow claps*
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:45, closed)

I'm going to go burn one of ladypigs bras,
Balance it out for you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:50, closed)

it's doing nothing for me

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:55, closed)

I get my moobs out a lot.
I find it hinders more than helps.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:03, closed)

There's a few sales woman who attend meetings with me with pushed up tits and shirts unbuttoned
I find it unprofessional, mildly insulting and it immediately reduces the chances of them getting my business. I do like looking at their tits though, and I guess that's what they want me to do, so it'd be rude not to.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 6:56, closed)

^^ What burnt anus said ^^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:43, closed)

Guilt-free leering?
I like this.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:33, closed)

You don't give them business because they've got tits?
How very enlightened of you.

How fucken dare they???!!?,!,!?
(Kazza , loathing myself so you don't have to, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:09, closed)

That's right, that's exactly what I said.
Tits are found on woman and woman don't have the capacity for rational thought, so I don't do business with people with tits.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:23, closed)

I like it when gym-rats try and pull girls by adopting contrived stances that emphasise their guns.
"Oh, those little things. I barely notice them anymore. Hey, what's that over there?"

*assumes bow and arrow position*
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:22, closed)

So let me get this straight
You did this for a maths test, where every question has a quantifiable correct answer and theres no subjective element to how the test was marked?

Did you have a calculator hidden in your cleavage? A chinese child with limited social skills secreted under the left knocker?

What actually happened is you gave a fat sweaty man who probably still failed you something for the wank bank... Though you have reminded me to make sure the next time im being interviewed by a gay or a woman that my cocknballs are resting on the desk throughout. That'll work...
(rampants, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:43, closed)

Ha.
I can't believe it took this many replies before someone spotted that.

(Not claiming that it had occured to me until this point, mind)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:46, closed)

cocknballs you say?
Would you like to come for an interview? Just ring the buzzer. Second floor, first flat on the right.
( AWPS, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:27, closed)

Gosh it's not difficult chaps
"hello mrs mesi, nice to meet you, what is 2 add 2?"

Mesi: "erm, is it infinity? *giggle* I don't know I am a girl after all"

"I'm afraid that's wron....oh dear, your nork appears to have popped out, here let me help you with that...and don't worry about that silly maths question...it's nipple..I mean...it's nothing! *glasses steam up*"
(Kazza , loathing myself so you don't have to, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, closed)

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(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:53, closed)

Plenty of haters here.
I say take every advantage you have, no such thing as a fair fight.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:35, closed)