I am fucking hammered
but I took mum and roses ojut beyond the breakwater. I love my mum, and you lot.......love your mums, ok
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 31 May 2009, 9:23, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

morning my lovelies
how goes it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 8:08, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OMG!!!!
AltheGeordie has been immortalised on /board!

See for yourself....

www.b3ta.com/board/9480489
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:53, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I am now in my new house
And fucking knackered. And very sunburned. And slightly drunk. How are you lot?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:44, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Myyyyy it's slow today!
I just had a delicious bowl of beef-flavoured noodles. And fried beancurd. Not only have I bastardised a supposed health food but I have added it to cheapo MEAT FLAVOURED STODGE.

How very lovely.

So how is everyone spending tonight? I'm contemplating going to see The Pet, but I don't know. Would like to, but am very very tired.

Tomorrow, I'm hopefully going to revise. Maybe. Humour me?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:08, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Noob alert.
I'm not even a year old so excuse the noobity and plz dnt pwned!!1!11!!1 me.

After perusing a profile or two, I became curious. What was the great fire of b3ta?
(TheColonel, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:29, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hey cunts
I got one postcard request. One! Bollocks to the rest of you! ;)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:27, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Finished my Essay!!!! it is 1:44 in the morning and it's DONE!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 30 May 2009, 16:44, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning!
Had a lovely flight last night - as I am terrified of taking off the cabin boy saw I had teh fear and brought me a big glass of wine.
There was a soldier coming home in the economy section, the cabin crew dragged his ass up to first class. Even though I don't support the war I DO support the troops, and as he was sat next to me I wouldn't let anyone get off the plane before him :)
Got to hotel drunk as fuck and passed out around 10pm. Is now 7.30, so gonna tour the city.

Have a good Saturday, b3tards!

Edit: If anyone wants a postcard, gaz me your address
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:34, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Come on Everton!!
that is all

(am a fan of neither)
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:02, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sorry for butting in...
But do any of you remember what the QOTW was when I told the story of the time I saw my Landlords old mother washing her fanny at the kitchen sink?

(I am 100% certain that none of you have ever been asked that question before)

I know it made the 'Best of' page, but I can't find it at all...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A small question.
If you have a look at the ED article on this place, there's some notes about pronunciation:

Like users of 4chan's /b/, users of b3ta refer to themselves as "b3tards", which is pronounced exactly the same way as /b/tard: in the United Kingdom, the Greek letter "beta" is pronounced "BEE-ta" (as in "beat off") rather than "BAY-ta" (as in "masturbater").

Of course, in accordance with this, I say bee-ta.

AA, who I was alarmed to hear, calls it bay-ta.

How do you say it? Or do you not refer to this hallowed place in normal conversation?


NB I speak Ancient Greek with a scottish accent anyway, so my knowledge of pronunciation is pretty much ouden.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:40, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Literal videos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA

Total Eclipse of the Heart, lyrics replaced with a description of what's going on in the video. Brilliant.

"The gayest man on Earth would call this over the top".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:22, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Last night...
I met Lampito for the first time, and we had a cracking laugh!

Went to the pub, shits and giggles ensued.

Ended up going bush diving (fnarr) on my way home, and am now covered in cuts and bruises!

All in all, cracking night.

How about you lot? Who do you want to win today?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:31, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

spam
spam
(hojoh, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:16, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good morning me fluffies
Here, have a...



How is everyone this morning?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:16, 23 replies, latest was 4 years ago)

Parental pride
My three-year-old daughter, upon hearing her little brother fart today, said ``oh, now i have to go pull daniel's finger.''
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:04, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hurray!
I am at the airport bar. Bringing mums ashes through security was amusing.......lots of "I'm sorry for your loss" as the urn has to go through seperately.

There's a really annoying guy behind me
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 May 2009, 1:36, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I reckon some of you lot watch Britain's Got Talent.
What's your opinion on this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=smYfRmC7rgA
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 0:56, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh come on people
there was a swift burst of energy there and it got EXCITING and FUN. Let's not let this ebb away now, let's take it all the way.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:32, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pop Quiz
The situation: couple, living together, dating for just under a year. She mentions (repeatedly) that her birthday is coming up. He asks her if he needs to get her a cake. She says no. Her birthday comes and goes, no cake, her feelings are hurt.

Who do you think is at fault?

Specify your gender, the problem gender, and why.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:27, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh great
looks like i'm starting again. Okay, 1.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:24, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

more4 now
The remake of Solaris is on. Great film :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Nope, scratch that, I appear to have lost the ability to count. I blame the beer. This is number 8.

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:22, Reply)

I tell a lie, i've done 7. So this is like a bonus eighth post.
you can pin this one to your wall like a medal.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:21, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So, 30 posts and I've done about 5 so far, so this'll be 6 I guess

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:20, Reply)

I wonder how many one line posts it takes to fill a page?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Anyone sitting alone and drinking in front of the computer?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Anyone been out tonight and just got back?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:16, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)