So why are YOU up so early on a Saturday?
Go on, account for yourself.

Alt: Or don't.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 7:37, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Perhaps a thread for people who don't want to fuck Shambo?
not that I can think of a better topic mind.

Edit: how about a creative writing thread? yeah, that'll fly.

I really enjoyed writing that little bio of Wilfred Quixote Fogg earlier, I bet you could all do better.


well I bet Cavy could, the rest of you lack imagination, except maybe Tangles.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:26, 19 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Let's all fuck!
Bagsie going third.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:05, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FFS
Best weekend ever?/Worst weekend ever?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:51, 182 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So last night this friend was feeling low*
Miles from friends and family, having to drink in a bar all by himself, to keep his sanity he hoped that his question of the week could win, did it? Did it fuck.
To try and cheer him up I made it my mission to propel an early post of his that wasn’t given the recognition it deserved on to the popular page.

When was your last magnanimous act?

Alt: What chocolate? Crunchy or Dime bar? I can’t make up my mind

Alt:alt: What country would you not visit? And why not?
*No pun intended
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:50, 107 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

spare me your life story
alt tell me your life story in under a paragraph

altalt do something a bit less shit than that like tell me about your lunch or your weekend, you fat ugly shut-in shits
(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:44, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning, to one and to all.
I accidentally went to Sevenoaks last night. That was quite an adventure I can tell you. Have you ever accidentally gone to Sevenoaks and had quite an adventure? You can tell me.

Alt: Freitag ist hier (I don't actually know any non-WWII German soz) - or 'Friday is here' in English. Are you going out tonight? Any LOLs up your sleeve? Or perhaps you are a tedious dullard? Do tell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:13, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, this all sounds VERY familiar
hollywoodlog.typepad.com/nickerblog/2013/01/tricks-to-successful-internetting.html

Pick a b3tan and suggest which numbers they do. Don't pick Monty, as that's all of them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:58, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sad evening thread not about Rory?
Vote for Battered's suggestion, or we get stuck with Pets, how fuclking dreary is that? www.b3ta.com/board/10919911

wotcha up to then?

Alt: I just FB friended WIndy pig, he's younger and better looking than I expected. who surprised you recently?

AltAlt: anyone want to bee my FB fwend?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:12, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

totally starting a new thread here 'cos I don't want Rory to leave.
He's dreeeeeeeeamy.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 17:35, 89 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

new thread
Let's talk about your body. Accidents? Surgeries? Scars?

Alt how do you keep fit

Altalt best cuddling methods
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:43, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bored of Bra Wars now
What is the most entertaining thing you have done whilst drunk/high?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:41, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well this is quiet.
I assume Dozer has started a lolarious music thread or summat.

Can I tempt you with a lunch thread? I'm having a Rustlers microwaved Barbeque Rib burger. I'd like toput this forward as the best thing you can microwave. it's very wrong, but in an enjoyable way, kinda like a pot noodle.

what other foods are wrong but right?

Alt who's the bigger spastic? me for 2.0ing Dozer, or Dozer for having an eppy about it?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:45, 154 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

POSITIVE POSTS ONLY IN THIS THREAD!
POSITIVE VIBES, MAN!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:53, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tread's dead baby, thread's Dead
What do you think the next QOTW will be?

My money would be on : " Disappointment. Tell us tales of having your hopes and expectations cruelly dashed by utter shitness." as it's shit and predictable and probably been done before.

Alt: what should the next QOTW be?

ALTAlt:kittums or cayke?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:45, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Jesus Christ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:42, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's the celebrity you'd most like to see naked?
Alt: smoked or unsmoked bacon?

AltAlt: recommend something new you've experienced recently.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:14, 177 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well I suppose I'll start a morning thread seeing you halfwits don't seem to be bothered.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21143345

'Can a song really help change the world?'


No of course not. BUT DO YOU AGREE WITH ME?


Alt: Big projects: do you have any at the moment or are planning any for this year?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:45, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who do you reckon would win an arm wrestle between Jim Robinson and Madge Ramsey?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:57, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FoO0oOoO000ooOOod thread
Best food you make?
Favorite dish to enjoy?
im a fucking boss at mac and cheese id give you to recipe but apparently you.dont have velveeta

Alt what dont you like? Im not big on fish
alt alt talk about whatever you want
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:41, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so another major uk law firm enters administration today, after the recent retailers
despite posting an on-target turnover and partner profits of £323k per partner in december. what would you do if you got made redundant?

alt: do you consider yourself hot? or are you more like a 5? who is the most deluded person you know?

altalt: superstitions: do you have any?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:00, 237 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Serial Killers.
So anyway I've started watching social networking murder show The Following. It's pretty shit, but it's enjoyable shit.

Kevin Bacon chews the scenary while playing a FBI serial killer catcher with a dark past.

What's the best TV genre. What's your favourite TV genre?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:23, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's the nicest thing a fellow b3tan has ever done for you?
What's the worst thing you've ever done to another b3tan?

Alt: lunch or something. I don't care.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:46, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

bad back mutherfuckers, I have a bad back
Tell the class what is wrong with you so we can mock you.

alt: going to Amsterdam for a stag do in April, tell me tales of debauchery that you have experienced abroad

altalt: go fuck yourself yeah, right in your stupid, fat sweaty face
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:20, 223 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Toast muthafuckers, I have toast.
What do you have?

Alt: So PD is thinking about buying property near the HS2 line is that a good idea?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-21248717

Alt:Alt: It’s Wednesday Is your week half full or half empty? What do you do to keep yourself sane until the weekend arrives?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 9:45, 119 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good day to you.
I am thinking about starting my own cult.

It seems like a fairly easy way to make money. So I need some assistance from you please:

Name of organisation:
Fundamental beliefs:
Rules:

Alt: If you were forced to join a religion which would you chose?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 7:40, 193 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Christ on a bike.
Battered's out looking for sex workers again, DG's at the pub to watch the fitba and Nakers is playing with his train set.

I have my nose in a very dull book indeed.

Anybody about?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:47, 50 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lithium fueled evening thread?
What are you up to? I'm sitting around watching CSI and wondering if sleeping pills are a good idea (not an overdose, sorry chaps).

What drugs (legal ones for a change) do you take?
Contatray to meme mine are just asthma medication and a nasal spray to help with snoring.

Alt:who do/did you have on ignore?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:49, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)