Hiya gang!!!!!
It's me, Monty, how's it going??????

I do hope you had a good weekend! What did you get up to??? I'm really interested to know.

Alt: How about this week, then? What's going on in you-land over the coming days? I can't wait to hear!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:18, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Basically, gonzo's killed the internet.
It's true then, the Jews really ARE in control. It's that or you lot have just spent the weekend engaging in high end gaming and haven't had the time

What else is true?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 22:43, Reply)

Looks like the boss of RBS is gonna grab a £800,000 bonus this year despite being find £381m a few weeks ago for being naughty
I could well do with £800,000, that would do me lovely. I'd get a nice house and a dog.

How would you squander away that sort of dosh?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 13:12, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

B3ta is dead.
HOORAH!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 9:07, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A thread. Is it worth it? My heart isn't in it, but I'm bored with working.
Probably a busy night for the gaming fraternity.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:18, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

One for the athletic shoe enthusiast
ajcatalano.com/solelites.html

If they were, say under $200 I might have been tempted by a pair so it's probably good that they're not. Especially for Monty.

I have no plans for today, I'm trying to decide what to do next in the slowcooker which will then colour my shopping plans. What are you up to?

Alt: what's a good slow cooker recipe?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:22, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why are you lot not dead of rabies yet?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:29, 27 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening shut ins!
What are you so happy about?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:04, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:04, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FRIDAY NIGHT!
It's Friday, its 5 o'clock*, its KnackerSpack!

What are Friday, Saturday and Sunday holding in store for you?



* not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:06, 98 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I went to Ikea yesterday,
I got some drawer arrager things and some biscuits. Then I got lost and it took me 15 minutes to find the exit.

Tell me your Ikea stories!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:17, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Make up a funny rhyme.
Ideally I'm looking for rhymes alluding to or directly referring to someone on here. Then they'll get a massive shit-on and post one about you and so on, leading to childish name-calling and abuse, threats of violence, flouncing etc.

Alt: try to make up a funny rhyme but actually make up a shit one so you can be demolished for having an inadequate grasp of English.

Altalt: cheer me up, I am well miserable. Thanks guys, love you x x x x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:58, 113 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so that died on its arse
what's the biggest Foodwrong you can think of?

alt: i have to go and teach a small child how to read shortly. what inappropriate word can i teach it?

altalt: so many beauty salons now offer a whole menu for male treatments. are you a metro, and would you ever go to a salon for treatments? or do you have toenails curling up to your knees?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:32, 213 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So Groundhog Day is considered a film masterpiece
www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/feb/07/groundhog-day-perfect-comedy-for-ever
What would you do if you were forced to live the same day over and over?

alt: If you had the choice, which day would it be?

altalt: lunch
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:13, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bored with that now.
I'm going away this weekend, so I've been looking for a nice pub and a record shop to visit while I'm there.
As my parents did with me, I shall drag my kids round something historic as well.
What do you look for when you visit a new place?

Alt: Anyone fancy a pint? Only I'm gasping...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:07, 30 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So Groundhog Day is considered a film masterpiece
www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/feb/07/groundhog-day-perfect-comedy-for-ever

What would you do if you were forced to live the same day over and over?

alt: If you had the choice, which day would it be?

altalt: lunch
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:06, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm going to the dogs tonight to bet on which one can run the fastest
What plebeian pastimes do you enjoy?

alt: weekend plans? These may be the same questions.

altalt: what shoes are you wearing?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:05, 211 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So yet another the world may end scenario
metro.co.uk/2013/02/07/nasa-confirms-40m-long-asteroid-wont-hit-earth-but-will-be-closest-miss-ever-3397482/
If we have to go out with a big bang how would you spend your last few hours?

Alt: I have Beer, yep Beer Muthafluckers, what you got?

Alt:alt: If you could who would you bring back from the dead and why?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:17, 153 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i've been looking through old off topic threads
most of them are waaaaaaaaay shitter than the ones these days, and there's loads with only like 10-15 replies and no-one's even complaining about how dead it is.

this is my new favourite off topic post www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post192548

you?
(quintsy, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:34, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Any one had appendicitis? i have a pain in my side

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:07, 189 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In honnor of Badger's Candle-day of 10 years....
... how was your life different 10 years ago? How was the world different 10 years ago? Is it for the better or worst?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:29, 215 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Books
Do any books completely catch your imagination? There are a few books I've read, that will always read over at least once every other year. I get totally loss in them, completely consumed by the story.

These are a few of them
- www.amazon.co.uk/The-Magicians-Lev-Grossman/dp/0099534444/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1360238969&sr=1-1-catcorr
- www.amazon.co.uk/The-Magician-King-Lev-Grossman/dp/0099553465/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1360238969&sr=1-2-catcorr
- www.amazon.co.uk/K-Pax-Trilogy-featuring-Omnibus-Featuring/dp/074756695X/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1360239029&sr=8-4
- www.amazon.co.uk/Messiah-Boris-Starling/dp/0006512046/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1360239048&sr=1-2

Do you have any books like that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:14, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So what have you got coming up that you're looking forward to?
Alt: what are you dreading?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:04, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah morning.
EDIT: how are you today?

HAPPY NOW?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:22, 152 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What you having for dinner?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:48, 196 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what the fuck is wrong with tangledupinblue?
What's wrong with you?
Name other b3tans problems
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 16:28, 58 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:20, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)