Yeah', ok, the dramahorn has been tooted.
Who do you miss from the old days who ain't here anymore?

You seen anything good on the telly recently? what show would you bring back?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:08, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's still snowing
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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:17, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think I might have to 2.0 Frank.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:51, 195 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's snowing
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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:23, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning everyone.
Please name one thing you know you should stop doing

Alt: please name one thing you know you should start doing
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:01, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Let's talk about Valantines day.
Whatchya got planned? If you're alone, what would you have planned if you wasn't.

etcetcetc generic evening thread.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:06, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

boner
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Dun dun dun-dun dun!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:03, 241 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I feel very
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today, when did you last feel

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:40, 106 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Money saving.
Share your tips for saving cash.

Alt: What do you waste money on? Apart from my mother.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:20, 270 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What an awful thread.
FASCINATING FACTS.

Tell the class something fascinating - perhaps something about yourself which people might be surprised to know.

I'll start: I own a David Bowie single EDIT I really do own one
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:26, 172 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:53, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Best present you ever gave/got ?
It's Ma's birthday in a couple of months and I'm trying to think up some ideas.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:00, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Chips
When were your chips last pissed on?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:26, 112 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, this is going extremely well.
I see Morrissey isn't well. I'd really like it if he died.

Who would YOU like to die?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:03, 153 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:23, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

in today's Metro there's an article on faecal transplants.
people with persistent stomach problems have someone else's shit up their arses in the hope that bacteria in it will cure their woes. So Kroney's sordid practices are now being used by doctors eh? Another piece reveals that in Britain we are so shit at computers that even though our internet based economy is worth 120 billion quid, virtually no one is skilled enough to make it secure. Come on you nerd pricks, sort it out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 7:48, 25 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HEY GUYS! THIS OFF TOPIC LOOKS FUN, LET'S BE FRIENDS

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 2:39, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:32, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Minge cakes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:04, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hiya kids!!!!!!!!!
It's Monty here you know off the internet?

My stocktake is now done at fucking last. My staff are mongols who made it far more drawn out and unpleasant than was necessary. Should have ended a good 6h earlier than it did, the fucking knob-ends.

What do you wish would end? MY LIFE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alt: Tell me about something/one/place that is REALLY COOOOOOOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:27, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

name two things that are vaguely linked, the waqqier the better
alt: shit yourself

altalt: turns out some bird in the office got to the 1/4 finals of masterchef, have you ever been on telly?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:35, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think you should all shut up.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:55, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have just eaten a McDonalds and now feel sick.
When did you last chunder?

Alt: due to my hangover I won't be boozing today. What soft drink do you recommend?

AltAlt: What changes would you make to the Catholic church if you were made Pope?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:51, 201 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The Pope
Apparently he's resigning.
Let your imaginations go wild with reasons why.

Denouncing God? Noncing God?

What other news has gripped your attention recently?

Alt. What does the week ahead have in store?

Alt.Alt. Shit off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:55, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so the horse scandal is galloping on apace this morning
who do YOU blame and why? bonus points for conspiracy theories.

altalt: best joke you've heard lately, horsemeat or otherwise?

altalt: lunch??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:51, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Would anyone like to earn £0 starting a thread that's not total shit?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:35, 165 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Would anyone like to earn £50 coming round today to fix a couple of things that are wrong with my laptop?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:48, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm off to the Doc's this morning for some blood tests
I fully expect the results to be AIDS.

when do you last go to the doctors?

Alt: I've just come back from the seaside and I'm going again next weekend, how awesome is the seaside?

AltAlt: how cool would it be to build a snowman on a beach?

AltAltAlt: at what age should one stop using the word awesome to describe things that don't actually describe awe.

AltAltAltAlt: I got up too early so I have time to kill before I go to the doc's, when did you last get up too early? what did you do with the extra time? I'm having a nice relaxing pooh.

AltAltAltAltAlt: I really do not like needles, which may explain both the early rising and the aforementioned excretion. what are you afeared of?


AltAltAltAltAltAlt: there are now more questions in this post than an average day's posting on /offtopic, but I bet this thread will peter out and go nowhere, rather than last all day, why's thta then?

AltAltAltAltAltAltAlt: Good weekend?

AltAltAltAltAltAltAltAlt: so, what are you having for lunch?


AltAltAltAltAltAltAltAltAlt: when was the last time you spent age typing out a long post only to find boyce have posted something shit and predictable a few seconds before you hit post?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 8:19, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)